WrestleMania XXX was the 30th annual virtual WrestleManiaprofessional wrestlingpay-per-view (PPV) event produced by WWE and newLEGACYinc that was held on November 30, 2013 at the virtual Mercedes-Benz Superdome in New Orleans, Louisiana. The event was the first virtual WrestleMania to be held in the virtual state of Louisiana. Football player Quatro Quatro and Chris Hero (who later died from a flying ladder) were at the show, breaking an attendence record of 1. It was later revealed that Vince Russo was hired on for a one-night stint with the company to help write this show. Despite making barely any money in ticket sales, the joint companies of WWE and nL made a total of $623,995,137, due to the amount of people who tuned in to see their favorite celebrities and on record popcorn sales during the extra long Diva Match.
The Hall of Fame class included "Million Dollar" Maven, Scott Steiner (who inducted Maven), the Ultimate Warriror, and the infamous Lita.
This was considered by many the best WrestleMania event in WWE history, due to Sin Cara's amazing booking skills.
This was the first time Team "I Fart You" (Aksana and Natalyla) ever faced eachother since they won the Diva's Tag Team Titles against the "Chickbusters" AJ and Kaitlyn, who, if you didn't know, loves DEATHMETAL!
Undertaker def. Wade Barrett, R-Truth & John Cena
Fatal four-way Steel Cage Match
Undertaker Streak Match.
According to Wikipedia, this was Undertaker's last match.
Before the match, Wade Barrett was comanding John Cena to "fetch me a glass of wart-ah". During the match, Wade also asked R-Truth for some weed.
Wade Barrett confused R-Truth for a bartender.
R-Truth represented the Ministry of Darkness for this match. He also became the Hurricane at one point.
The Undertaker's streak became a glass of water and was on the line here.
To combat the alliance of Truth and Taker, Cena and Barrett formed a team called "The Ministry of Water".
The Undertaker was looking for revenge for his pointless burial at the hands of Nexus.
Cena teased joining the Ministry of Darkness at one point during the match, whilst rebelling against his former master, Wade Barrett.
R-Truth turned on The Undertaker and the Ministry.
After Truth turned on Undertaker, the Ministry of Water merged with The Undertaker and helped Taker win the match by climbing out of the cage.
Undertaker goes 22-0.
Stone Cold Steve Austin def. Sgt. Slaughter (c), Yokozuna & Debra (disguised as Curt Hennig)
Match was originally scheduled to be Zack Ryder vs. Justin Gabriel until GM Sin Cara remembered how much he liked Edge vs. Del Rio and Wrestlemania 27 and added them.
Prior to this match, Howard Finkel announced a brand new attendance record for the Mercadez-Benz Superdome of 1. The record would have been higher if not for Chris Hero dying during the Money In The Bank match.
Ricardo Rodriguez chose to introduce Alberto Del Rio by conducting a Howard Finkel impression.
Zack Ryder down with Seth Metal.
Ryder debuted his custom WWE Championship with a sunglasses design, which he wore on his shirt.
Edge (c) def. "'The Million Dollar Man' Ted DiBiase" Million Dollar Maven Ricardo (c) w/ Special Referee David Batista
Directly after the show, Duel looked up what areolas were on wikipedia.
Despite the crowd's chanting "Daniel Bryan" and "Yes!" all night, Daniel Bryan did not appear. The crowd bitched about it on the internet and vowed not to watch until the next show.
Johnny was arrested for insider trading, but his attorney, David Otunga, somehow managed to get him convicted for the double murder of Vickie Guerrero and Brad Maddox, but due to a plea bargain, he only has to serve 90 days of community service.
J222 was found with half a key of Curt Hennig (who had turned into pure cocaine), thus forcing him to compete in an "I Shit" match with Dino Bravo, as ordered by Sin Cara. When asked to comment on the match, J222 stated "Thank God Dino Bravo was killed by the Canadian mafia, but at this rate, I'll never get around to making Jeri-MAX Jerimania. Damn all that money we made!".
Dino Winwood was found to have gone completely insane with multiple personality disorder, depicting Paul Heyman, Vince Russo, Aksana, and a man who called himself "Arm Van Dam".
RezClown continued his successful streak of bank robberies, stating "I'm gonna use all this money on nL....And a hot tub!"
After the match, in tribute to his favourite wrestler's victory, Johnny put on a bald cap and beat Debra. His penis is called Debra. Conversly Duel put on a blonde wig and kissed his Edge action figure telling him he'd make it all better, before telling me to get out of his house and stop spying it.
Two hours before the event Rey Mytserio was seen outside the arena and was said to be scheduled to defeat Undertaker that night but as soon as Rey took one step outside of his Limo his knee shattered completely causing him to retire and go back to abusing his adopted son Dominic and playing WWE 2K14 stories where he faces Edge in a ladder match.
L.T cashed in and became Prime Minister of the United Kingdom and King of the United Kingdom and all of the other Commonwealth realms. As Duel was effected by this cash in, we asked him for his thoughts, he replied with "Wikipedia says 'areolas' was one of Edge's favourite clothing labels. I've gotta get me some areolas!".
The event attendance was 1, which had broken the Superdome record. However, the crowd seemed to have been at least in the 10,000's. When asked about how the crowd looked so big, Howard "Fucking" Finkel said it was simply "a camera trick". The overall grossing of the event was $623,996,137 due to the high amount of popcorn sales during the women's battle royal.
The event garnered critical acclaim, despite the inconsistent booking of Sin Cara and the death of Chris Hero. Dave Metzler rated the show a 5/5, and he gave every match on the card a rare "5 star" rating, stating "Wrestlemania XXX brought us great wrestlers, fantastic matches, wonderfully executed swerves, and amazing popcorn sales. I can't wait to see what Sin Cara and Vince Russo do next."