Story Time is a recurring series in which Johnny plays through custom user-created stories in recent WWE games, which the nL members riff on. The segment uses both stories created by LT and random downloads. The unpredictable and nonsensical nature of the videos has produced many hilarious moments, and several nL memes.
Unfortunately, Create-a-Story was removed from WWE 2K15, and is not expected to return to the series soon.
Stories[]
Randomly downloaded story..awesome.[]
In which the broadcast team yells non sequiturs, Luke Gallows assaults a paramedic and Tony Chimel wants doughnuts.
A Brother's Tale[]
CM Punk tells a cautionary tale about frequent nL target Fatt Lardy. Created by LT.
Surviving the WWE: Jobber[]
Jobber attempts to ascend to the top of the WWE ladder. Includes the debut of the sad piano music.
PICKLES[]
The WWE doctor faces the wrath of his coworkers when he reveals he doesn't like pickles.
Like farther Like son[]
Ste guides his son Jaymac through the beginning of his WWE career.
McDonalds[]
Rey Mysterio wants to go to McDonald's with MVP, but he has a TLC match with Edge first.
Primo Injured[]
Primo gets some mic time, only to be interrupted by Sheamus, Zack Ryder, and Vance Archer.
Primo's Road to Wrestlemania[]
Can Primo find his way to the granddaddy of them all?
Eggggs[]
Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler trade insults and punches.
cena meats karlos[]
Cenation member Karlos gets a rude introduction to WWE from Legace.
POOPYDAY[]
Big Show says Legacy stinks, The Rock gets hit by a car, and a number of nonsensical events in between.
THE CHOSEN ONE[]
Ted DiBiase, Jr. and Drew McIntyre engage in an intense feud, while Jerry Lawler is only capable of saying "puppies".
stupid officer[]
Officer Nasty and his bisexual gang attempt to seduce Tiffany, but Kill comes to the rescue.
ASHLEY[]
Snitsky's favorite custom story.
DINNER W. THE DEADMAN[]
Undertaker and Michelle McCool's marriage is falling apart.
Chocolate Drop[]
One of, if not the, most infamous moments in all of nL.
RRF GETS AGG[]
A referee declares he's gay, but Teddy Long insists he's bi.
SAMMICH[]
Big Show gets in a brawl with Mr. McMahon, and then runs into trouble with the Grisham Group
Hunter VS Milkman[]
The intense rivalry of Triple H and Sheamus (not Htial) comes to a head...?
WWE PIZZA[]
Justin Roberts and Tony Chimel shill a WWE branded pizza.
Mcmahon autopsy[]
An overly long "soap-opera" story that Johnny got bored of, which does not actually include a Mcmahon autopsy.
Teddy and His Ghosts[]
When Teddy Long is attacked and killed by ghosts, The Hurricane, CM Punk, Kofi Kingston, and Chavo Guerrero attempt to destroy them.
A Shameful Thing[]
Sheamus must defend himself after Santino repeatedly accuses him of attacking him. Created by LT.
nL's Revenge[]
nL's original characters get their revenge on Edge and Rey Mysterio for constantly appearing in custom stories.
CENA'S GOT A FERBY.[]
John Cena has something important to tell Ricardo Rodriguez.
THE ADVENTUR OF THIGH[]
A grotesque creature tries to seduce the Divas.
NewWorldOrderofFries[]
Ronald McDonald and his faction feud with John Cena.
GREATEST STORY EVER[]
John Cena is dead!
Super Evil Cena![]
A retelling of WWE history from Money in the Bank 2011 onwards, in which John Cena turns heel and begins a reign of terror. Can anything stop Super Evil Cena?
CM and Ray disagree[]
Rey Mysterio defends the honor of Star Wars against CM Punk in a TLC match.
Damien Wost Gay Day[]
Damien "The Wok" Johnson has his wost gay day.
Stone Cold Acpoclyps[]
Stone Cold and Mark Henry team up when their contract signing is interrupted by the Great Khali, and it only gets worse from there.
Ryder Bangs AJ Lee[]
Zack Ryder is desperate to have sex with AJ Lee, who may actually be Beth Phoenix. But first, he'll have to avoid her father, Brock Lesnar.
One Night In Phoenix[]
The actual Beth Phoenix wants revenge on X-Pac after he gives her many STDs.
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