Smackdown is one of the two primary shows in nL's Universe mode, the other being Raw. The official theme songs for Smackdown are "Born 2 Run", "This Life", "Beautiful People", and "Natural Born Killaz", all performed by Htial.
Stone Cold Steve Austin, Ricky Steamboat & Roman Reigns
Fortune 4
Brian Pillman, Ric Flair, and 2 others.
Dual Brand:
Name
Members
The Authorit-eh
Big E, Htial, Kane & Seth Rollins
Cassanovas
Big Colin & Dolph Ziggler
I Don't Fuckin' Know
Mikey Whipwreck & Savio Vega
Nation of Termination
D'Lo Brown, Erick Rowan, Fit Finlay, Kevin Owens & Terminator T2
new West ofrica
Kofi Kingston, Mark Henry, Mr. McMahon & Stardust
New York Giants
Andre the Giant, Enzo Amore & Kevin Nash
Championship History
Regular (Rivalry Based):
Undisputed Championship:
#
Champion
No. of Reigns
Days Held
Event
Notes:
1
Kevin Owens
1
1+
Smackdown #18
Won a fatal 4 way to become the inaugural champion.
Intercontinental Chapionship:
#
Champion
No. of Reigns
Days Held
Event
Notes:
1
Mark Henry
1
111
nL Universe Draft
Given title via power of rando.
2
John Cena
1
28+
Night of Champions
This was a triple threat Extreme Rules match that was also for the Undefined Hardcore Championship
Ultimate Women's Championship (Dual Brand):
#
Champion
No. of Reigns
Days Held
Event
Notes:
1
Naomi
1
27
nL Universe Draft
Given title via power of rando.
2
Brie Bella
1
84
Payback
3
Paige
1
28+
Night of Champions
Title drafted to Raw in the 2K16 Shake-up Draft
Title renamed to the "Ultimate Women's Championship" after being unified with the Diva's Championship and made available for both brands.
WWE Tag Team Championship (Dual Brand):
#
Champion
No. of Reigns
Days Held
Event
Notes:
1
The Samo-Offs (Doph Ziggler and Roman Reigns)
1
91
nL Universe Draft
Given title via power of rando.
Made available for both brands after Smackdown lost their tag titles.
-
Deactivated
-
-
Unknown period of time between Summerslam and Raw #14
Titles quietly deactivated after Damien Sandow freed Roman Reigns from Dolph Ziggler at Summerslam. The tag team division was practically dead anyway.
2
The Authorit-eh (Seth Rollins and Kanada Kane)
1
<1
2K16 Shake-Up Draft
Awarded revived titles via power of rando.
3
I Don't Fuckin' Know (Mikey Whipwreck and Savio Vega)
1
27
2K16 Shake-Up Draft
Awarded titles after the crowd was asked if the champions should be rando'd again.
4
The Cassanovas (Big Colin and Dolph Ziggler (2))
1
1+
Hell in a Cell
Defeated IDFK in a tornado Hell in a Cell match.
Special (Defended Every Match):
Undefined Hardcore Championship:
#
Champion
No. of Reigns
Days Held
Event
Notes:
1
Corey Graves
1
Lucky 13
Saturday Night's Main Event #9
Unified the Hardcore and WCW Hardcore titles to create this championship.
2
Rookie Orton
1
<1
Smackdown #13
3
Sheamus
1
<1
Smackdown #13
4
Corey Graves
2
<1
Smackdown #13
Pinned Sheamus backstage
5
Cesaro
1
14
Smackdown #13
6
John Cena
1
7
Smackdown #15
This was also a #1 Contender's match for the Intercontinental Championship
7
Cesaro
2
2
Smackdown #16
This was a tables match
8
John Cena
2
28+
Night of Champions
This was a triple threat extreme rules match that was also for the Intercontinental Championship
Deactivated:
WWE/NXT Tag Team Championship:
#
Champion
No. of Reigns
Days Held
Event
Notes:
1
Bad News Browns (formerly Booker Tea)
1
25
nL Universe Draft
Given title via power of rando.
-
Vacant
-
-
-
Titles vacated due to the Bad News Browns losing the other WWE Tag Team Championship belts.
2
Five Moves of Boom
1
10
After SmackDown #4
Given title via power of rando.
Title renamed the NXT Tag Team Championship
-
Deactivated
-
-
-
Deactivated due to the titles being lost once again. Raw's WWE Tag Team title made the universal tag title as a result.
Hardcore Championship:
#
Champion
No. of Reigns
Days Held
Event
Notes:
1
Kane
1
55
Saturday Night's Main Event #1
Defeated Adam Rose to become inaugural champion
Partway through his reign he swapped to the WWE Hardcore Championship for reasons.
2
Corey Graves
1
1
Smackdown #11
This was a Beat the Clock challenge
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Unified
-
-
Saturday Night's Main Event #9
Graves unified the Hardcore and WCW Hardcore Championships to create the Undefined Hardcore Championship
United States Spinner Championship:
#
Champion
No. of Reigns
Days Held
Event
Notes:
1
General Adnan
1
27
Saturday Night's Main Event #3
Defeated Col. Mustafa to become inaugural champion
2
General Col. Adam Rose
1
35
Smackdown #9
Also for Adnan's status of General
3
General Col. Fruit Punch Paul
1
1
Smackdown #16
TLC match for all the marbles
4
General Col. Fandango
1
1
MSGV
This match was for all the marbles.
5
Daniel Bryan
1
<1
Night of Champions
This was a 6 way ladder match
-
Unified
-
-
Night of Champions
Unified with the Smoking Skull Championship, ECW Television Championship, WCW Championship, Yellow Championship, ThreECW European Championship, and Winged Eagle Championships to form the SORRY! Championship.
Yellow Championship
#
Champion
No. of Reigns
Days Held
Event
Notes:
1
Dean Ambrose
1
36
Saturday Night's Main Event #5
Defeated Jack Swagger to become inaugural champion
2
SaMIZayn
1
12
Summerslam
This was a 6 Man Battle Royal also featuring Col. Mustafa,The Great Khali, R-Truth, and Daniel Bryan
3
JBL
1
16
Smackdown #14
This was a 6 Man Battle Royal that was also for the World Heavyweight Championship, JBL came second in order to earn this title.
4
Daniel Bryan
1
<1
Night of Champions
This was a 6 way ladder match
-
Unified
-
-
Night of Champions
Unified with the Smoking Skull Championship, ECW Television Championship, WCW Championship, ThreECW European Championship, United States Spinner Championship, and Winged Eagle Championships to form the SORRY! Championship.
ThreECW European Championship
#
Champion
No. of Reigns
Days Held
Event
Notes:
1
Fruit Punch Paul
1
34
Saturday Night's Main Event #7 & #8
Defeated Shawn Michaels in back to back weeks to win the ThreECW Championship and the European Championship, unifying them after the later match.
2
General Col. Adam Rose
1
14
Smackdown #14
This was a triple threat match that was also for the US Spinner Championship, the status of General, and the Status of Col.
3
General Col. Fruit Punch Paul
2
1
Smackdown #14
TLC match for all the marbles.
4
General Col. Fandango
1
1
MSGV
This match was for all the marbles.
5
Daniel Bryan
1
<1
Night of Champions
This was a 6 way ladder match
-
Unified
-
-
Night of Champions
Unified with the Smoking Skull Championship, ECW Television Championship, WCW Championship, Yellow Championship, United States Spinner Championship, and Winged Eagle Championships to form the SORRY! Championship.
Winged Eagle Championship
#
Champion
No. of Reigns
Days Held
Event
Notes:
1
Dean Ambrose
1
6
Saturday Night's Main Event #13
Defeated The Konnor to become the inaugural champion
2
The Rock
1
2
Smackdown #16
This was a triple threat match also including Neville
3
Daniel Bryan
1
<1
Night of Champions
This was a 6 way ladder match
-
Unified
-
-
Night of Champions
Unified with the Smoking Skull Championship, ECW Television Championship, WCW Championship, Yellow Championship, and United States Spinner Championships to form the SORRY! Championship.
WWE/WCW United States Championship:
#
Champion
No. of Reigns
Days Held
Event
Notes:
1
Ryback
1
27
nL Universe Draft
Given title via power of rando.
2
Sting
1
112
Payback
Renamed the title to the WCW United States Championship.
Title drafted to Smackdown in the 2K16 Shake-up Draft
3
John Cena
1
<1
Hell in a Cell
Defeated Sting in a Last Man Standing Match, also for the Intercontinental and Undefined Hardcore Championships.
-
Unified
-
-
Hell in a Cell
Title unified with the Intercontinental Championship.
Results
Episode #1:
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Result
Stipulation
Notes
1
The Miz def. Justin Gabriel
Singles match
Miz pinned Gabriel with a stomp to the stomach.
It is suspected that Miz' stunt double, Sami Zayn, was inside Miz' boot, helping him win the match.
2
Tyson Kidd def. Xavier Woods
Singles match
Kidd pinned Woods with the nL Special.
This match took place due to Tyson Kidd breaking into Xavier Woods' house, and fucking his wife dressed like a school girl.
3
Brie Bella def. Naomi
Divas match
Brie pinned Naomi with the Bella Factor
4
The Rusos def. Bad News Browns (formerly Booker Tea)
Elimination Tag Team match
Rowan pinned Booker with a DDT 6.
Rowan pinned Barrett with a scoop powerslam.
Main Event
John Cena def. Corey Graves
Singles match
Cena pinned Graves with an Attitude Adjustment.
Brock Lesnar distracted Graves, helping Cena for some reason.
This match was interupted by a 7 minute commercial break, featuring Hital singing the official Smackdown theme songs.
Episode #2:
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Result
Stipulation
Notes
1
Titus O' Neil def. Bam Bam Bigelow
Singles match
Titus pinned Bam Bam with the nL Special.
Social Media Ambassador, Smokey, fell asleep during this match.
2
DDP def. Justin Gabriel
Singles match
DDP broke Gabriel's neck with the Diamond Clash
Smokey walked out during Justin Gabriel's entrance.
3
Naomi def. Brie Bella
Divas match
Naomi pinned Brie with the Rear View.
4
Erick Rowan def. Bad News Barrett
Submission
Rowan forced Barrett to submit to the Rubix Clutch.
Main Event
Corey Graves def. Brock Lesnar
Falls Count Anywhere
Graves somehow beat Lesnar with the Lucky 13 Rotation Swing (nL Special).
Episode #3:
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Result
Stipulation
Notes
1
Bam Bam Bigelow def. Adam Rose
Singles match
Bam Bam pinned Rose with the Bam-sault that Johnny told him to do, but not before having his neck broken by Rose.
2
Mark Henry (H.O.P) def. Konnor The Ascension and JBL
Triple Threat Match for the title of The Ascension
Henry pinned Konnor after a swinging neckbreaker (nL Special) from JBL.
The winner of this match would earn the title of "The Ascension"
JBL no-sold the World's Strongest Swing (nL Special).
3
Brie Bella def. Naomi
Divas match
Brie pinned Naomi with the Bella Buster.
Mama Hernandez was not in attendance for this match due to retiring following injuries in an MMA match with Ronda Rousey.
4
Booker T (w/ Bad News Barrett) def. Jey Uso (w/ Erick Rowan)
Singles match
Booker pinned Jey with the Swing-a-roonie (nL Special).
Jey hit Booker with the nL Special first, but Booker kicked out, becoming the first man to do so.
Main Event
John Cena def. Brock Lesnar
Singles match
SUPLEX CITY, BITCH!
Cena pinned Brock with the 5 Knuckle Shuffle.
Official suplex count: 4-1 in favor of Brock.
After the match Brock beat the piss out of Cena.
Episode #4:
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Result
Stipulation
Notes
1
General Adnan def. JBL
Singles match
Adnan put his hands on his hips to win.
This was the shortest match in Smackdown history with only 00:11 in the match.
It was revealed later that the rules really were that the winner had to put his hands on his opponent's hips.
2
Konnor The Ascension def. Adam Rose
Konnor career ending singles match
Konnor pinned Rose with a one armed spinebuster.
Konnor successfully ascended, saving his job.
With this win, Konnor became Konnor the Ascension.
3
Sheamus def. Bad News Barrett
Singles match
Sheamus pinned Barrett with the brogue kick.
This match took place due to the Bad News Browns/Russos feud being cancelled, and the WWE Tag Team titles being lost.
4
Brie Bella def. Naomi
Divas match
Brie forced Nikki to submit to the single legged boston crab
This match occured again due to Paige and Emma having travel problems.
Naomi tried to kill Brie with a flying fuck crossbody.
Main Event
Corey Graves def. Brock Lesnar
Singles match
Graves pinned Brock with the Lucky 13 Rotation Swing (nL Special).
Suplex count: 1-1
Episode #5:
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Result
Stipulation
Notes
1
The Miz def. Kofi Kingston
Singles match
Miz pinned Kofi with the Skull Crushing Finale
Kofi destroyed Miz' ass for the entirety of the match.
2
Rick Rude def. "Hot Hot" Adam Rose and Col. Mustafa
Triple Threat match
Rude pinned Rose with the Rude Awakening
The winner gets the right to be named "Hot Hot".
Adam went nuts halfway through
This is a legit 4 star match.
3
JBL def. Fandango
Submission match
JBL forced Fandango to submit to a camel clutch.
Fandango dedicated this match to his master, and promised to break JBL's arm.
4
Corey Graves def. Brock Lesnar
Singles match
Graves pinned Lesnar with the Fade to Irrelevance
Suplex count: 1
Main Event
Cesaro def. Mark Henry
Singles match
Cesaro squashed Henry with the Very European Uppercut
Cesaro fucking destroyed Henry completely.
Episode #6:
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Result
Stipulation
Dirtsheet Notes
1
Bad News Browns (Booker T and Bad News Barrett) def. The Whole FAKIN' Show (Col. Mustafa & Rob Van Dam)
Tag Team Match
Booker pinned Mustafa with a sunset flip while RVD just stood there
A RAW GUY? ON SMACKDOWN? WHAT IS THIS?
Barrett fucked RVD's shit up with a punch
2
The Samo-Offs (Dolph Ziggler & Roman Reigns) def. CUNTS (Seth Rollins & Rookie Orton)
Tag Team Match
Ziggler forced Rollins to submit to a sleeper hold
After an absence from the universe, Ziggler and Reigns are going public.
THE OVERDRIVE! WHAT A CUNT!
3
JBL def. Fandango
Singles match
JBL pinned Fandango with a powerbomb.
Fandango malfunctioned and walked out of the match despite being a face. He came back.
JBL did lucha. No, really.
4
Corey Graves def. Brock Lesnar
Singles match
Graves pinned Brock with a third Fade to Irrelevance
Neither man will stay down, what will this mean for Money in the Bank when everything is on the line?
Main Event
Mark Henry def. Cesaro
Singles match
Henry pinned Cesaro with a World's Strongest Slam while Cesaro was clearly in the ropes, what the fuck Jake Dimmadome?
Henry redeems himself from last week's squashing.
Episode #7:
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Result
Stipulation
Dirtsheet Notes
1
The New York Giants (Kevin Nash & Andre the Giant) def. The Rusos (Jey Uso & Erick Rowan)
Tag Team Match
Andre pinned Uso with a splash.
LUCHA NASH!
USO FUCKING HIT THE GIANT WITH A SAMOAN DROP!
2
Paige def. Emma and Naomi
Triple threat divas match
Paige pinned Emma with the Paige Turner as Naomi got depressed.
Emma blew all of her spots and looked lost, like Mark Henry in an Elimination Chamber.
Paige and Emma's visas finally came through.
3
JBL def. Fandango
Extreme Rules match
JBL pinned Fandango
Fandango recieved an upgrade before this match.
4
Brock Lesnar def. Corey Graves
Singles match
Brock broke Graves' neck then pinned him with two backbreakers.
Graves just wouldn't stay down.
Main Event
Mark Henry def. Cesaro
Singles match
Henry pinned Cesaro with a World's Strongest Slam while Cesaro, once again, was clearly in the ropes. Dammit Jake Dimmadome.
Episode #8:
The footage for this edition of Smackdown was lost, along with the same week's Raw and SNME, due to the tapes being stolen by dingos.
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Result
Stipulation
Dirtsheet Notes
1
Brie Bella def. Paige
Divas match
2
Bad News Barrett def. Rookie Orton
Falls Count Anywhere
3
JBL def. Fandango
Singles match
4
Brock Lesnar def. Corey Graves
Singles match
Suplex count: Over 9000
Main Event
Cesaro def. Mark Henry
Singles match
Episode #9:
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Result
Stipulation
Dirtsheet Notes
1
Adam Rose def. General Adnan (c)
Singles match for the US Spinner Championship
Rose pinned Adnan with the Party Foul
This match is sponsored by Dario Culo's Cool O's
2
Jey Uso def. Erick Rowan, Curtis Axel and Goldust
Fatal 4 Way for the #1 contendership for the Intercontinental Championship
Jey pinned Rowan with a samoan drop
Curtis Axel and Goldust made it into this IC Title contention match despite being Raw superstars
Goldust turned on Axel, hitting him with a neckbreaker through the announce table, dissolving Golden Axe as a result.
3
Big E def. Rookie Orton
Singles match
Big E pinned Orton with the Big Ending
Htial stacked the deck against Orton by forcing him to compete before the fatal 4 way
Orton hit the overdrive like the cunt he is.
4
Sheamus def. Cesaro
Singles match
Sheamus pinned Cesaro with the Brogue Kick in 18 seconds
Sheamus attacked Cesaro from behind before the match
Raw's Alberto Del Rio ran in post match and attacked both men.
Main Event
Brock Lesnar def. Rookie Orton, Fandango and The Konnor
Fatal 4 Way for the #1 contendership for the World Heavyweight Championship
Brock pinned Rookie Orton with something
Graves vs Brock confirmed for Summerslam, despite the match at MITB being meant to be their final encounter.
Episode #10:
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Result
Stipulation
Dirtsheet Notes
1
Bam Bam Bigelow def. The Konnor
Singles match
Bam Bam pinned The Konnor with a Bam Bam Splash
2
Brie Bella def. Emma
Divas match
Brie pinned Emma with the Bella Buster
3
Cesaro def. Kofi Kingston
Singles match
Cesaro pinned Kofi with the Nutralizer
4
The Miz def. Big E
Singles match
Miz pinned Big E with the Party Foul, ruining Htial's birthday party.
Main Event
Alberto Del Rio def. Cesaro and Sheamus
Triple Threat Match for the #1 Contendership to the #1 Contendership to the Intercontinental Championship
Del Rio forced Sheamus to submit to the Cross Armbreaker
Del Rio attacked Sheamus on the ramp, the fight caught on the Smackdown "Under the Stage" camera
Sheamus killed Del Rio after the match with a Brogue Kick into the ring post.
Episode #11:
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Result
Stipulation
Dirtsheet Notes
1
Brock Lesnar def. Kofi Kingston
Beat the Clock challenge
Brock pinned Kofi with two powerbombs.
Brock's time: 2:52
2
Brock Lesnar def. John Cena
Falls Count Anywhere Beat the Clock challenge
Brock pinned Cena with an F5 into the ring post.
Brock's overall time: 5:59
This is the second part of Brock's gauntlet against 5 Moves of Boom.
3
Big E def. Kofi Kingston
Singles match
Big E pinned Kofi with a big powerslam
This match was punishment for Kofi losing to Brock.
4
Jey Uso def. Alberto Del Rio
Singles match for the #1 Contendership of the Intercontinental Championship
Uso pinned Del Rio with a Super Kick.
Word around the office is that Big E was supposed to manage Jey Uso.
Main Event
Corey Graves def. Kane (c)
Beat the Clock challenge for the Hardcore Championship
Graves pinned Kane with the Fade to Irrelevance
Graves' time: 4:29
This match has been highly anticipated since Graves attacked Kane on the first Saturday Night's Main Event
Post match Graves revealed his partnership with Cunt Seth Rollins and... ROMAN REIGNS? THE BIG DOGS ARE HERE!
Episode #12: Open Fight Night
EDITOR'S NOTE: Due to Htial desperately wanting to match Duel's RAW Duellete, This Smackdown became an "Open Fight Night", allowing anyone to call out anyone else for a singles match for the entire night.
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Result
Stipulation
Dirtsheet Notes
1
Booker T def. The Rock
Singles match
Booker pinned Rock with a spinebuster.
2
Big E def. Kofi Kingston
Falls Count Anywhere
Big E pinned Kofi with a Big Slam.
3
JBL def. Justin Gabriel
Singles match
JBL pinned the Darewolf with a swinging neckbreaker.
4
The Rock def. Adrian Neville
Singles match
Rock pinned Neville with a pop-up Rock Bottom.
Corey Graves was on commentary for no reason.
Main Event
Fandango def. Bad News Barrett
Singles match
Fandango pinned Barrett with the Robo Legdrop to redeem himself.
Post match Fandango's creator, The Terminator, came out and tried to destroy Fandango, until Fandango's master, Bray Wyatt, came out and hit Sister Abigail on him.
Episode #13:
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Result
Stipulation
Dirtsheet Notes
1
Rookie Orton def. Corey Graves (c)
Singles Match for the Undefined Hardcore Championship
Orton pinned Graves with an RKO.
The first match in Corey Garves' Road to Remember.
Something is wrong with Orton's face.
2
Naomi def. Brie Bella
Singles match
Naomi pinned Brie with the Sun Roof.
The disease Orton had has spread to Justin Roberts.
3
Sheamus def. Rookie Orton (c)
Singles Match for Undefined Hardcore Championship
Sheamus pinned Orton with a High Cross into the ropes.
4
Cesaro def. Corey Graves (c)
Singles Match for Undefined Hardcore Championship
Cesaro pinned Graves with the Neutralizer.
Corey Graves pinned Sheamus backstage before the match to regain Hardcore Championship.
Main Event
Brock Lesnar def. John Cena
Last Man Standing Match
Brock kept Cena down with an F5.
Brock bumrushed Cena before the bell.
Raw's Undertaker attacked Brock Lesnar after this match.
Episode #14:
This Smackdown was guest GM'd by Raw GM Duel.
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Result
Stipulation
Dirtsheet Notes
1
Corey Graves def. Stone Cold Steve Austin
Singles match
Graves pinned Austin with the Large Canine.
Next week Graves moves up to the second match on the card.
This was the debut of Stone Cold Steve Austin
2
Big E def. Neville
Singles match
Big E pinned Neville after running his titties into Neville's face.
Htial may have paid off the referee to not count out Big E.
3
General Adam Rose (US Spinner Champion) def. Fruit Punch Paul (ThreECW European Champion) and Col. Mustafa
Triple Threat match for the US Spinner Championship, the ThreECW European Championship, the status of General, and the Staus of Col.
Rose pinned Paul with the Party Foul.
All the marbles were on the line.
4
Mark Henry (c) def. John Cena
Extreme Rules match for the Intercontinental Championship
Henry forced Cena to give up to the Bear Hug.
Main Event
Erick Rowan def. Brock Lesnar (World Heavyweight Champion), Sami Zayn (Yellow Champion), The Konnor, Rookie Orton, and JBL
6 Man Battle Royal for the World Heavyweight Championship and the Yellow Championship
Brock Lesnar eliminated Sami Zayn.
Erick Rowan eliminated Rookie Orton.
Erick Rowan eliminated The Konnor.
Erick Rowan eliminated Brock Lesnar.
Erick Rowan eliminated JBL to win.
This is the start of the Rowan Appocalypse.
By being the last man eliminated, JBL won the Yellow Championship.
Episode #15: #1 Contender's Week
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Result
Stipulation
Dirtsheet Notes
1
Bray Wyatt def. Hot Hot Rick Rude
Singles match
Bray pinned Rude with a Urinagi.
Bray is the new Hot Hot.
Johnny may be in cahoots with Bray.
2
Rookie Orton def. Shawn Michaels
Singles match
Orton pinned Shawn with an RKO OUTTA NOWHERE!
If Shawn won he would have won the tite of Rookie.
Jericho may be in cahoots with Shawn.
3
Paige def. Emma
#1 Contender's match for the Women's Championship
Paige pinned Emma with the RamPaige
4
John Cena def. Cesaro (c)
#1 Contender's match for the Intercontinental Championship/Swisscore Championship match
Cena pinned Cesaro with the Attitude Adjustment
Main Event
Big E def. Corey Graves
#1 Contender's match for the World Heavyweight Championship
Big E pinned Graves with the Big Ending
Due to losing, Graves must retire from nL WWE
Kane and Seth Rollins came out to celebrate with Big E, revealing Htial's Authorit-eh
Episode #16: Johnday Night Jericho
This Smackdown was guest hosted by Johnny and Jericho
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Result
Stipulation
Dirtsheet Notes
1
Cesaro def. John Cena (c)
Tables match for the Hardcore Championship
Cesaro put Cena through a table with a bridging suplex.
Cesaro went through the table after Cena avoided his dive, but it did not count.
Both men went through the table with a diving axehandle, but it was a draw so the match continued.
2
The Rock def. Dean Ambrose (c) and Neville
Triple Threat match for the Winged Eagle Championship
Rock pinned Neville with a spinebuster, stunning Ambrose with shoulder magic.
5 star match.
3
Fruit Punch Paul def. General Col. Adam Rose (c)
TLC match for All the Marbles
Paul retrieved the title after backdropping Rose off the ladder.
4
Brock Lesnar def. Bam Bam Bigelow
Extreme Rules
Brock pinned Bam Bam with a triple powerbomb.
The Undertaker ran out and attacked Brock before the match, hyping up their match at MSG V.
Main Event
Big E def. Sami Zayn
No Holds Barred
Big E pinned Zayn with the titty express.
Episode #17:
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Result
Stipulation
Dirtsheet Notes
1
Viktor the Ascension def. Sheamus
Falls Count Anywhere match
Viktor pinned Sheamus with a Tiger Driver on the floor.
2
Ricky Steamboat def. Kalisto
Singles match
Steamboat pinned Kalisto with a shitty powerslam
Kalisto killed Steamboat with a moonsault through the announce tables.
Kalisto refused a handshake due to Steamboat ruining Kalisto's chance to be Vince's partner.
3
Christian def. Chris Jericho
Singles match
Christian pinned Jericho with a reverse DDT.
The announce table was destroyed again.
4
Randy Orton def. Mr McMahon Neville
Triple Threat match
Orton pinned McMahon with a floatover suplex.
Vince inserted himself into this singles match to scout possible tag team partners for Hell in a Cell.
Orton has become a respectable member of society, coming out in a suit and wrestling in pants.
Main Event
John Cena def. Sting
Champion vs Champion match for the Hardcore Championship
Cena did it again after all of his shit.
Cena is the first man since Daniel Bryan to beat Sting.
Episode #18:
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Result
Stipulation
Dirtsheet Notes
1
Ricky Steamboat def. Booker T
Singles match
Steamboat pinned Booker with the shitty crossbody.
Kalisto followed Big E's example and came out to watch the match, and then distracted Steamboat.
This match was originally Steamboat vs Cesaro, but Vince McMahon changed it because he hates Swiss people.
2
Zack Ryder def. Sami Zayn
Singles match
Fuck Jericho.
3
Sheamus def. Jimmy Uso
Falls Count Anywhere
Sheamus pinned Uso with a Brogue Kick.
Sheamus set up a ladder and then literally walked through it.
4
Chris Jericho def. Sting
Singles match
Jericho pinned Sting with a rollup
Cena came out... yep.
CENA TURNED HEEL! THE NERVE OF THAT GUY!
Main Event
Kevin Owens def. Sheamus, Jimmy Uso and Mikey Whipwreck
Fatal 4 Way to crown the first WWE Undisputed Champion
Owens pinned Uso with something.
Episode #19:
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Result
Stipulation
Dirtsheet Notes
1
Ricky Steamboat def. Kalisto
Singles match
Steamboat pinned Kalisto with the shitty crossbody.
Steamboat tried to induct Kalisto into the Snaketion, only for Kalisto to suckerpunch him and walk away.
2
The Cassonovas (Big Cass & Dolph Ziggler) def. I Don't Fuckin' Know (Mikey Whipwreck & Savio Vega)
Elimination Tag Team match
Big Cass eliminated Vega with the Cass 'n' Tonic.
Mikey eliminated Ziggler with the Whippersnapper.
Big Cass eliminated Mikey with the Cass 'n' Tonic.
Big Cass is an edgy tryhard like Dolph now.
3
The Kaneadian def. Mr. McMahon
Singles match
The Kaneadian pinned McMahon with the Canuckoled.
4
Sheamus def. Neville
Falls Count Anywhere match
Sheamus pinned Neville with White Noise on the stage.
Neville debut his Captain America gear, while Sheamus became every other comicbook character.
Main Event
John Cena (c) def. Sting
Singles match for the Hardcore Championship
Big Match John did it again with the AA.
Sting attacked Cena befor the match.
Episode #20:
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Result
Stipulation
Dirtsheet Notes
1
Chris Jericho def. Kevin Owens
Singles match
Jericho pinned Owens with the Codebreaker, even though Owens was under the ropes.
Owens returned from his post-championship vacation, but only because the show was in Montreal.
Ollie Lou has turned his back on French Canada.
2
Sheamus def. Mustafa
Falls Count Anywhere match
Sheamus pinned Mustafa with a crucifix powerbomb onto the edge of the apron.
Mustafa turned out to be The Iron Sheik in costume the whole time. Nobody bothered to update his tron or nameplate.
Sheik nearly died after smacking his head on the steel stairs.
3
The Cassonovas (Big Colin & Dolph Ziggler) def. The Dancing Machines (T1 and Fandango)
Tag Team Championship #1 Contender's Elimination Tag Team match
Big Colin pinned Fandango with a Big Boot.
Big Colin pinned Terminator with the Cass 'n' Tonic
Fandango revealed one of his special robot powers, the ability to stretch his arm out to grab stuff.
Ollie Lou got Ollie Lewd with The Terminator.
4
Jack Swagger def. Ricky Steamboat
Singles match
Swaggie pinned Steamboat after the Gutwrench Powerbomb.
Steamboat kidnapped Kalisto and put him in his bag.
Kalisto's theme played, distracting Steamboat. The distraction did not pay off due to Swagger also getting distracted.
Jack Swagger was the Smackdown Beef the whole time.
KALISTO ESCAPED THE BAG!
Main Event
John Cena (c) def. Sting
Singles match for the Hardcore Championship
Cena pinned Sting with the AA in an amazing match.
Sting demanded this match, hoping to finally get a win to have momentum for the pay-per-view.
Cena knocked the hell out of Ollie Lou at the start of the match.
Cena and Sting both started going crazy from the ridiculous amount of kickouts in this match.
This match lasted 15 minutes and 31 seconds.
Episode #21: Open Fight Night 2
This will be the first episode to feature 6 matches.
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Result
Stipulation
Dirtsheet Notes
1
Zack Ryder def. Stardust
Singles match
Ryder pinned Stardust with a Tiger Driver.
Ryder is dressed like Sin Cara.
RYDER HAS GONE INTO BUSINESS FOR HIMSELF!
2
Big Boy Heath Vader def. Heath Slater
Singles match
Vader pinned Slater with the Vadersault.
Diko Winwill made his debut.
3
T2 def. Cesaro
Falls Count Anywhere match
Terminator pinned Cesaro with the Hook 'n' Ladder.
4
Haku and Bret Hart fought to a double count out
Singles match
Bret and Haku were counted out.
The Kaneadian and Fandango came out to have their match at the same time due to time restrictions.
5
The Kaneadian def. Fandango
Singles match
The Kaneadian pinned Fandango with the Maple Leaf Chokeslam.
6
Brian Fucking Pillman def. Ric Flair
Singles match
Pillman pinned Flair with a crossbody.
Brian Pillman is about to change some things.
So is Ric Flair.
Main Event
Mr. McMahon def. Viktor The Appocalypse
Singles match
McMahon pinned Viktor with the pedigree.
Episode #22? (WHY ME?):
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Result
Stipulation
Dirtsheet Notes
1
Big Match John def. The Undertaker
Singles match for the Undefined Hardcore Championship
Big Match John did it again with the Attitude Adjustment
Cena came out to Sting's music and bat.
2
Fortune Four (Brian Pillman & Ric Flair) w/ Col Lee Parker vs The Snaketion (Ricky Steamboat & Roman Reigns)
Tag Team match
Jericho lost connection during this match, resulting in Smackdown being postponed.