Active Competitors: (ONLY KEEP WIN/LOSS RECORDS FOR RAW, SMNE, AND PPVS! K THANKS!)
Superstar/diva
Finishers
Win/Loss Record
Notes:
Adam Rose
Party Foul
2-5
Previously Wrestled on Smackdown
Adnan
Bugaboo Mystery Finisher
2-1
Previously Wrestled on Smackdown
Aiden English
That's A Wrap
0-0
Alicia Fox
Shitty Scissors Kick
0-0
Andre the Giant
Happy Slam
3-1
Peanut! Peanut!
Bad News Barrett
Boolammah
2-5
Previously Wrestled on Smackdown.
Baron Corbin
Day Has Ended
3-3
Australian Champion
Batista
Batista Bomb
3-4
Big Colin
The Cass 'n' Tonic
3-1
WWE Tag Team Champion, Previously wrestled on Smackdown
Big E
Big Ending
7-5
Previously Wrestled on Smackdown
Billy Gunn
Fameasser/One and Only
0-0
Bo Dallas
Bo-Dog
1-3
Bray Wyatt
Sister Abigail
1-3
Previously Wrestled on Smackdown
British Bulldog
Powerslam
0-0
Brock Lesnar
F5
10-8
Murderer of everybody. Previously Wrestled on Smackdown
Cactus Jack
Cactus Piledriver or something
0-0
Curtis Axel
Axe Hole
2-4
Damien Mizdow
You're Welcome
5-5
Daniel Bryan
The Warrior's Way
5-9
SORRY! Champion
DDP
Diamond Cutter/Diamond Clash
1-0
Master of DDP Yoghurt. Previously Wrestled on Smackdown.
"The Pro-Life Madman" Dean Ambrose
Dirty Deans
3-5
Ended Abortions. Previously Wrestled on Smackdown.
Dude Love
Love Glove
0-0
Edge
Spear
3-2
Wears Boots that allegedly contain BEEEEEEEES!
Emma
Emma Lock
0-3
Previously Wrestled on Smackdown
Erick Rowan
Rowan Appocalypse
3-4
Previously Wrestled on Smackdown
Eva Marie
Sliced Red
0-1
Mr. E!rrelevant
Farquoq
Spinebuster
1-0
Fit Finlay
Celtic Cross
2-0
Jake Roberts
DDT
0-0
Jim Neidhart
Anvil something
1-1
Father of the reigning Ultimate Fighter: Brazil
Kane! '01
Chokeslam/Tombstone/Side Slam
5-9
Ken Shamrock
Ankle Lock
0-0
Kofi Kingston
Trouble in Ofrica
0-6
Previously Wrestled on Smackdown
The Konnor
Fall of Man
1-5
Previously Wrestled on Smackdown
Lex Luger
Torture Rack
0-1
Lord Steven Regal
Regalplex
0-2
Luke Harper
Discus Lariato/Clothesline from Smell
5-6
Also known as 'Lou Parper'
Mankind
Mandible Claw
0-0
Mark Henry
Ofrica's Strongest Slam
5-4
Previously Wrestled on Smackdown
The Miz
Skull Crushing Finale
6-1
WWE Champion, Previously Wrestled on Smackdown
Natalya
Sharpshooter
6-4
The Natalian Stallion
Paige
RamPaige/PTO
5-1
Ultimate Women's Champion, Winner of The Ultimate Fighter: Brazil. Previously Wrestled on Smackdown
Randy Savage
Savage Elbow Drop
5-3
The Rock
Rock Bottom/People's Elbow
3-2
Previously Wrestled on Smackdown
R-Truth
Lil' Jimmy
3-3
Rusev
The Accolade
2-1
Santino Marella
The King Cobra/The nL Special
7-10
King of the Ring
Savio Vega
Caribbean Kick
1-2
Seth Rollins
Curb Stomp
1-1
Previously Wrestled on Smackdown
Sgt. Slaughter
Cobra Clutch
1-3
Shane McMahon
Coast 2 Coast
1-1
Owner of Raw
Shawn Michaels
Sweet Chin Music
0-5
Sin Cara
Botching
1-2
Former owner of the WWE. Unclear if Carabinet is still intact
Summer Rae
Roundhouse Kick
1-4
Cyborg
Titus O'Neil
Clash of Titus
2-0
Previously Wrestled on Smackdown
Triple H
Pedigree
5-6
Had a Dario Culo medal... threw it at a fan. Twice.
Tyler Breeze
Beauty Shot
0-1
HULLO
Tyson Kidd
Sharpshooter
1-0
Previously Wrestled on Smackdown
"Hot Hot" Ultimate Warrior
Warrior Splash
3-5
Xavier Woods
Eat Defeat
2-2
X-PAC
X-Factor
0-1
Alumni:
Superstar/diva
Win/Loss Record
Notes:
AJ Lee
1-5
Quit following Mr. McMahon's takeover
Alberto Del Rio
2-4
Quit following Mr. McMahon's takeover
CM Punk
0-3
Released by Dario Culo
Curfew Man Punk '11-'12
7-3
Quit following Mr. McMahon's takeover
The Great Khali
0-3
Drafted to the Green Bay Packers in exchange for Enzo Amore
Helmsley
1-1
May or may not appear on NXTees
Hollywood Hogan
4-4
Released for racism
Hulk Hogan
3-2
Released for racism
Jimmy Uso
0-0
Married to Brie Bella, Released by Dario Culo before debut
Nikki Bella
0-0
Released by Dario Culo before her debut
Rey Mysterio
0-3
Lost a Loser Goes to Bed Forever match against Curfew Man Punk
Rob Van Dam
3-4
Quit following Mr. McMahon's takeover
Sting (Surfer)
0-1
Released by Dario Culo
Other Employees:
Name
Position
The Big Dog
Live GI Event Correspondent
Dario Culo
Former Commissioner of all of newLegacyinc "Unique Opportunities"
Duel
General Manager of Raw
Jasper Error
Mute Colour Commentator
Jericho
Colour Commentator
Johnny
Play-by-Play Commentator
Justin Roberts
Mute Ring Announcer, retired
Kevin Dunn Dunn
TV Director
Lillian Garcia
Mute Ring Announcer
John Dimmadome
2K15 Referee
Mama Hernandez
Divas Analyst
Pneumonia
Rusev's Manager
Rustum Jeramius
2K16 Referee
Slip
Social Media Ambassador/Duel's assistant
Smokey
Social Media Ambassador/Dirt Sheet Journalist
"Goldbeast Cruel" Vid Michaelson
Mute Color Commentator, retired
Tag Teams & Stables:
Raw Only:
Name
Members
The Bang Bus
Adam Rose & DDP
The Dangerous Ones
Ken Shamrock & Billy Gunn
Team E.A.R
Aiden English, Edge & Rusev
The Filthy Animals
Batista & Ultimate Warrior
Dual Brand:
Name
Members
The Authorit-eh
Big E, Htial, Kane & Seth Rollins
The Cassanovas
Big Colin & Dolph Ziggler
I Don't Fuckin' Know
Mikey Whipwreck & Savio Vega
Nation of Termination
D'Lo Brown, Erick Rowan, Fit Finlay, Kevin Owens & Terminator T2
new West ofrica
Kofi Kingston, Mark Henry, Mr. McMahon & Stardust
New York Giants
Andre the Giant, Enzo Amore & Kevin Nash
Championship History
Regular (Rivalry Based):
WWE Championship:
#
Champion
No. of Reigns
Days Held
Event
Notes:
1
Hollywood Hulk Hogan
1
56
nL Universe Draft
Given title via the power of the rando. Reign not to be acknowledged...
-
Vacant
-
-
Raw #9
Hogan was stripped of the title by Dario Culo due to Hogan being a racist piece of shit.
2
Kane? (02)
1
35
Raw #9
Defeated Cerfew Man Punk the 11-12 Ascension, Triple H and The Great Khali to become the new champion.
3
Xavier Woods
1
20
Raw #14
This was Woods' Raw debut.
4
Randy Savage
1
28+
Night of Champions
5
The Miz
1
1+
Raw 22? (OH MAN)
6
Miss Elizabeth
1
1+
nL Takeover: MIZ vs. LIZ
Won in a Steel Cage Match.
Australian Championship:
#
Champion
No. of Reigns
Days Held
Event
Notes:
1
Kane! '01
1
27
Raw #17
Defeated Baron Corbin to become the inaugural champion.
2
Baron Corbin
1
1+
Hell in a Cell
Defeated Kane! 01 in a Hell in a Cell match.
Ultimate Women's Championship (Dual Brand):
#
Champion
No. of Reigns
Days Held
Event
Notes:
1
Naomi
1
27
nL Universe Draft
Given title via power of rando.
2
Brie Bella
1
84
Payback
3
Paige
1
28+
Night of Champions
Title drafted to Raw in the 2K16 Shake-up Draft
Title renamed to the "Ultimate Women's Championship" after being unified with the Diva's Championship and made available for both brands.
WWE Tag Team Championship (Dual Brand):
#
Champion
No. of Reigns
Days Held
Event
Notes:
1
The Samo-Offs (Doph Ziggler and Roman Reigns)
1
91
nL Universe Draft
Given title via power of rando.
Made available for both brands after Smackdown lost their tag titles.
-
Deactivated
-
-
Unknown period of time between Summerslam and Raw #14
Titles quietly deactivated after Damien Sandow freed Roman Reigns from Dolph Ziggler at Summerslam. The tag team division was practically dead anyway.
2
The Authorit-eh (Seth Rollins and Kanada Kane)
1
>1
2K16 Shake-Up Draft
Awarded revived titles via power of rando.
3
I Don't Fuckin' Know (Mikey Whipwreck and Savio Vega)
1
27
2K16 Shake-Up Draft
Awarded titles after the crowd was asked if the champions should be rando'd again.
4
The Cassanovas (Big Colin and Dolph Ziggler (2))
1
1+
Hell in Cell
Defeated IDFK in a tornado Hell in a Cell match.
Special (Defended Every Match):
SORRY! Championship:
The SORRY! Championship gives its the holder the right to replace any wrestler in any match at any time (as long as it is requested one week in advance.) The Champion is not required to defend the belt, but it will be vacated if it is used to join a championship match.
#
Champion
No. of Reigns
Days Held
Event
Notes:
1
Daniel Bryan
1
1+
Night of Champions
Unified the WCW, ECW Television, Smoking Skull, Yellow, ThreECW European, and Winged Eagle Championships in a ladder match to become the inaugural champion.
Deactivated:
Brahma Bull Championship:
#
Champion
No. of Reigns
Days Held
Event
Notes:
1
Batista
1
9
Saturday Night's Main Event #2
Defeated Triple H and CM Punk in a Triple Threat Match to become inaugural champion.
2
Hollywood Hogan
1
21
Raw #6
-
Deactivated
-
-
Raw #9
The title was quietly deactivated due to the firing of Hollywood Hogan.
WCW Hardcore Championship:
#
Champion
No. of Reigns
Days Held
Event
Notes:
1
Roman Reigns
1
<1
Saturday Night's Main Event #9
Defeated Chris Jericho to become champion.
2
Corey Graves
1
<1
Saturday Night's Main Event #9
Stole the title from Reigns, becoming champion.
-
Unified
-
-
Saturday Night's Main Event #9
Graves unified the Hardcore and WCW Hardcore Championships to create the Undefined Hardcore Championship.
Smoking Skull Championship:
#
Champion
No. of Reigns
Days Held
Event
Notes:
1
Ultimate Warrior
1
70
Payback
Defeated CM Punk and Randy Orton in a Triple Threat Match to become inaugural champion.
2
Bo Dallas
1
6
Raw #16
This was a steel cage match
3
Daniel Bryan
1
<1
Night of Champions
This was a 6 way ladder match
-
Unified
-
-
Night of Champions
Unified with the ECW Television Championship, WCW Championship, Yellow Championship, ThreECW European Championship, United States Spinner Championship, and Winged Eagle Championships to form the SORRY! Championship.
ECW Television Championship:
#
Champion
No. of Reigns
Days Held
Event
Notes:
1
Rusev
1
<1
Saturday Night's Main Event #11
Defeated Rey Mysterio and Bray Wyatt in a Triple Threat Match to become inaugural champion.
2
R-Truth
1
22
Saturday Night's Main Event #11
Attacked Rusev post match to become champion.
3
Daniel Bryan
1
<1
Night of Champions
This was a 6 way ladder match
-
Unified
-
-
Night of Champions
Unified with the Smoking Skull Championship, WCW Championship, Yellow Championship, ThreECW European Championship, United States Spinner Championship, and Winged Eagle Championships to form the SORRY! Championship.
WCW Championship:
#
Champion
No. of Reigns
Days Held
Event
Notes:
1
Daniel Bryan
1
15
Saturday Night's Main Event #12
Defeated fellow Filthy Animal Batista to become inaugural champion.
-
Unified
-
-
Night of Champions
Unified with the ECW Television Championship, Smoking Skull Championship, Yellow Championship, ThreECW European Championship, United States Spinner Championship, and Winged Eagle Championships to form the SORRY! Championship.
Title of The Ascension:
Prior to Santino Marella's win, the Title of The Ascension was SmackDown exclusive.
#
Ascension
No. of Times Ascended
Days Ascended
Event of Ascension
Notes:
1
Konnor
1
A fuck ton
Birth of The Wasteland
Given after ascending from The Wasteland.
2
Mark Henry (H.O.P.)
1
10
Smackdown #3
This was a triple threat match also featuring JBL.
3
Fandango
1
>1
King of the Ring
The first robot to ascend.
4
Santino Marella
1
>1
King of the Ring
With this win the title of The Ascension moved to Raw.
5
CM Punk 11-12
1
14
Raw #5
This was a submission match.
6
King Santino Marella
2
13
Raw #7
This was also for Punk's NXT Championship.
7
Curfew Man Punk 11-12
2
12
Money in the Bank
This was a falls count anywhere match with the NXT Championship also on the line.
-
Vacant
-
-
NXT #1
Title vacated after Punk lost the NXT Championship to Mr. America.
Given title via power of rando. Would have been Stardust, but Jericho hates Stardust.
2
Brock Lesnar
1
28
Payback
Won the title by killing Corey Graves.
3
Corey Graves
2
28
Money in the Bank
This was the last match between Lesnar and Graves. (or so we thought...)
4
Brock Lesnar
2
12
Summerslam
This was the final match in the best of 5,000
5
Erick Rowan
1
16
Smackdown #14
This was a 6 man Battle Royal that was also for the Yellow Championship
6
Big E
1
28
Night of Champions
Title drafted to Raw in the 2K16 Shake-up Draft
7
Randy Savage
1
<1
Hell in a Cell
Defeated Big E in a Hell in a Cell match, also for Savage's WWE Championship
-
Unified
-
-
Hell in a Cell
Title unified with Savage's WWE Championship
Results
Episode #1:
#
Result
Stipulation
Dirtsheet Notes
1
Kevin Nash def. Alberto Del Rio
Singles match
Nash pinned Del Rio with the Jackknife Powerbomb
This match was created by Duel because Kevin Nash was racist to Del Rio and texted himself to "Clean his plate" causing Del Rio to slap him after Nash smiled at him.
2
Lite Vipe (Chris Jericho & Randy Orton) def. Hell's Gators (Luke Harper & The Undertaker)
Tag Team match
Jericho pinned Luke Harper with a powerbomb into a bridge, distracting Undertaker with his junk to prevent a pin break.
This match lasted a million years and had dozens of pin breaks, with Orton breaking up his own partner's pin at one point.
3
Cameron def. Tamina Snuka
Divas match
Cameron pinned Tamina with the Girl Bye Spin.
AJ Lee sat at the commentary table for no reason during this match.
Mama Hernandez joined the commentary team for this match, much to the dismay of Johnny.
4
The Samo-Offs (Roman Reigns & Dolph Ziggler) def. Golden Axe (Goldust & Curtis Axel)
Elimination Tag Team match
Reigns eliminated Axel with a side belly to belly suplex.
Reigns eliminated Goldust with a superman punch.
Main Event
Triple H def. Hulk Hogan
Singles match
Triple H pinned Hulk Hogan with the King of King of Swing (nL Special).
Hollywood Hulk Hogan came out and distracted Hulk Hogan, allowing Triple H to gain the advantage.
Episode #2:
#
Result
Stipulation
Dirtsheet Notes
1
Santino Marella def. Kevin Nash
Singles match
Santino pinned Nash with a diving headbutt.
The winner of this match won a starring role in Jingle All the Way 2.
Santino was actually Larry the Cable Guy in heavy makeup that began to melt.
2
Darren Young def. Damien Sandow
Singles match
Young pinned Sandow with the nL Special.
3
Cameron def. AJ Lee
Extreme Rules Divas match
Cameron pinned AJ with the Girl Bye Hurricarana.
John Dimmadome started slapping AJ's pussy under the guise of a pin count.
Cameron spoiled the debut of Sting by bringing out his baseball bat.
TAPIOOOOOOOCA
4
Goldust def. Dolph Ziggler
Extreme Rules match
Goldust pinned Ziggler with the Curtain Call.
Main Event
Hulk Hogan def. Triple H
Extreme Rules match
Hogan pinned Triple H with the Axe Bomber.
Hollywood Hulk Hogan came out for the second week in a row, this time attacking both men.
Episode #3:
#
Result
Stipulation
Dirtsheet Notes
1
Damien Sandow def. Lord Steven Regal
Singles match
Sandow pinned Regal with the Elbow of Disdain.
Sandow sent a message to SmackDown post match by doing a cartwheel.
2
Natalya def. Tamina and Summer Rae
Triple Threat Divas match
Natalya pinned Tamina with the Natalian Swing (nL Special).
Summer Rae was revealed to be a genetic clone, and is in fact a robot. The clone even cut a promo after the match.
It is revealed that Natalya used Cyborg Summer Rae to be her little bitch.
3
Cameron def. AJ Lee
Falls Count Anywhere
This is currently the most hate-filled feud on RAW.
Cameron pinned AJ with the Girl Bye Hair Swing into concrete..
4
Curtis Axel (w/ Goldust) def. Roman Reigns (w/ Dolph Ziggler)
Singles match
Axel pinned Reigns with the Axehole
Main Event
Hulk Hogan def. Hollywood Hulk Hogan
Falls Count Anywhere
Hulk Hogan didn't rip his shirt, thus implying he is the goodie.
Hogan also ran down the ramp, but blew up afterwards.
This was a shoot match.
Hogan slams himself!
Episode #4:
#
Result
Stipulation
Dirtsheet Notes
1
Summer Rae def. Natalya
Divas match
Summer pinned Natalya with a spinning heel kick after elbowing her out of the fucking air.
Like Robocop before her, Summer resisted her prime directives and turned against Nattie.
2
Santino Marella def. Ryback
Submission match
Santino forced Ryback to submit to whatever the knee in the back hold is called.
Ryback fired shots at SmackDown by using the Trouble in Paradise.
Santino busted Ryback open with a loaded sock.
Ryback was originally supposed to win, but Santino began shooting on him due to Ryback being dumb as fuck.
3
Tamina Snuka def. AJ Lee
Divas match
Tamina pinned AJ with the Superfly Swing (nL Special), taken from her father WWE Hall of Famer Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka
Diva's Champion Cameron Pearl Harbor'd AJ before the match
4
Golden Axe (Goldust & Curtis Axel) def. The Samo-Offs (Dolph Ziggler & Roman Reigns)
Tag Team match
Axel pinned Roman with a bodyslam to the 7000000 pound Samoan giant.
Axelmania ran wild here tonight.
Main Event
Hulk Hogan def. Hollywood Hogan
Singles match
Hulk dropped the leg on Hogan to win the match and defeat his inner demons... again.
Hollywood accidentally hit referee John Dimmadome with an Axe Bomber intended for Hulk.
Hollywood kicked out of the BrotherSwingJack (nL Special), becoming the second person to do so.
Episode #5:
#
Result
Stipulation
Dirtsheet Notes
1
Rob Van Dam (w/ Ric Flair) def. Kevin Nash
Singles Hair vs Hair Match
RVD pinned Nash with the 5 Star Frog Splash, while Flair just yelled at fans.
The winner of this match earns a role in Magic Mike 3. The loser must cut his ponytail off.
Flair got drunk and took off all his clothes before coming out.
2
Hunter Hearst Helmsley def. Edge
Singles match
Helmsley pinned Edge with the Blue Blood Swing
BEES
3
CM Punk 11-12 def. King Santino Marella The Ascension
Submission Match for The Title of The Ascension
Punk forced Santino to tap out to the single leg boston crab
Everybody hates CM Punk
The streak is over.
4
The Filthy Animals (Daniel Bryan '12 & Ultimate Warrior) def. Hell's Gators (Luke Harper & The Undertaker)
Tag Team match
Daniel Bryan forced Taker to submit to the Filthy Yes Lock.
Harper has live gators in his boots.
This whole match was based on nice shoes... no, really.
Warrior went into business for himself, no-selling all of Taker's shit.
Curfew has taken effect.
Main Event
Batista (c) def. Hollywood Hulk Hogan
Submission Match for the Brahma Bull Championship
Batista forced Hollywood to submit to the Batista Bite.
This feud is based around Hollywood and animals.
With this win, Batista earns a shot at the WWE Championship at Money in the Bank
Episode #6:
#
Result
Stipulation
Dirtsheet Notes
1
Honky Tonk Man def. Sgt Slaughter
Singles match
Tonk Man pinned Slaughter with the Shake, Rattle and Roll
2
Cameron def. Natalya
Divas match
Cameron pinned Natalya with the Girl Bye
3
CM Punk The 11-12 Ascension def. King Santino Marella
Singles match for The Title of The Ascension
Punk ascended over Santino with a spinning neckbreaker
Referee John Dimmadome is Dimmadown
4
Hell's Gators (Luke Harper & The Undertaker) def. The Filthy Animals (Daniel Bryan '12 & Ultimate Warrior)
Tag Team match
Harper pinned Warrior with the discus lariat while Bryan got super hype.
Warrior teased the hot tag for 15 whole minutes before finally getting it, then Bryan tagged out almost immediately.
Main Event
Hollywood Hulk Hogan def. Batista (c)
Singles match for the Brahma Bull Championship
Hollywood reversed a small package by Batasta to win the championship.
Episode #7:
#
Result
Stipulation
Dirtsheet Notes
1
Kane '02 def. Damien Sandow
Singles match
"Kane" pinned Sandow with a chokeslam
Wait, that can't be Kane... WHO IS THAT MASKED MAN?
2
Edge (w/bees in his boots) def. Sgt Slaughter (w/maggots in his boots)
Singles match
Edge pinned Slaughter with the BeesO'Matic
3
King Santino Marella def. CM Punk The 11-12 Ascension (c)
Extreme Rules match for the NXT Championship and The Title of The Ascension
Santino pinned Punk with a kokeshi right to the staph infection to become the new champion and Ascension
4
Hell's Gators (Luke Harper & The Undertaker) def. The Filthy Animals (Daniel Bryan '12 & Ultimate Warrior)
Tag Team match
Harper pinned Warrior with the discus lariat while Bryan clapped.
What is going through the mind of Daniel Bryan?
Main Event
Hollywood Hulk Hogan (c) def. Batista
Singles match for the Brahma Bull Championship
Hollywood pinned Batista with a leg drop to retain.
Episode #8:
This episode of RAW was not broadcasted on TV nor WWE Network due to the tapes being stolen by dingos.
#
Result
Stipulation
Dirtsheet Notes
1
Fit Finlay def. Lord Steven Regal
Singles match
2
Sting def. Sgt. Slaughter
Tables match
3
Damien Sandow def. King Santino Marella The Ascension
Singles Match
It was non-title match, because this episode of RAW was not broadcast on TV nor WWE Network
4
Hell's Gators (Luke Harper & The Undertaker) def. The Filthy Animals (Daniel Bryan '12 & Ultimate Warrior)
Tag Team match
Main Event
Batista def. "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan
Singles match
It was non-title match, because this episode of RAW was not broadcast on TV nor WWE Network
Episode #9:
This episode of Raw marked the start of Season 2 of nL Universe.
#
Result
Stipulation
Dirtsheet Notes
1
Sgt. Slaughter def. Christian
Singles match
Slaughter forced Christian to submit to the Cobra Clutch
Post-match, Sgt. Slaughter noticed G4ZDTechTV's presence in the chat and told him off.
In response, they started to post #nLUniverseMode eps on their blog, which pleased everybody since plugging stuff in the chat is usually looked down upon.
2
AJ Lee def. Tamina Snuka
Diva's match
AJ FUCKING COUNTERED THE SUPEFLY SMASH WITH A SPEAR? WHAT THE FUCK?
3
R-Truth def. Rusev
Singles Match
Truth pinned Rusev with the What's Up?
Rusev doesn't know how to wrestle.
4
King Santino Marella def. Damien Sandow
Singles match
Santino pinned Sandow with the Kokeshi
Dolph Ziggler assaulted Damien Sandow before the match, showing his allegiance to the king.
Santino and Sandow shook hands post match... huh?
Main Event
Kane '02 def. Cerfew Man Punk the 11-12 Ascension, Triple H and The Great Khali
Fatal 4 way for the WWE Championship
Kane pinned Khali after Punk hit the GTS.
WHO THE HELL IS THIS MAN?
This match happened due to Hulk Hogan being stripped of the title and fired.
Neither of Punk's titles (the NXT Championship and the Title of The Ascension) were on the line because shut up.
Episode #10:
#
Result
Stipulation
Dirtsheet Notes
1
Triple H def. Daniel Bryan
Singles Match
Triple H pinned Bryan with the pedigree.
2
Dolph Ziggler def. Damien Sandow
Ziggles Match
Ziggler pinned Sandow with the Little DDT followed by the Big DDT.
There are BEES in the turnbuckles.
Ziggler tied to shoot kill Sandow with elbows.
3
R-Truth def. Alberto Del Rio
Singles Match
Truth pinned Del Rio with the What's Up?
4
Dolph Ziggler def. Rob Van Dam
Singles match
Ziggler killed Van Dam with those heart stopping elbows.
This match happened after Rob Van Dam talked to Roman Reigns, making Ziggler jealous.
Damien Sandow came out post match and beat down both men.
Main Event
Sting (c) def. Bo Dallas and Kane? (02)
Triple Threat match for the WCW United States Championship
Sting forced Kane? to submit to the Scorpion Death Lock.
Episode #11:
#
Result
Stipulation
Dirtsheet Notes
1
Triple H def. Chris Jericho
Singles match
Triple H pinned Jericho with a Pedigree.
This match was originally Jericho vs Roman Reigns, but the match was changed because Dolph Ziggler didn't want anybody touching Roman but him.
2
Natalya def. Cameron and AJ Lee
Triple Threat Finals of the Ultimate Fighter: Brazil
Natalya stole the pin on Cameron after a Shining Wizardo from AJ.
THE STREAK IS OVER!
The rest of the tournament occured at the Live GI events.
3
R-Truth def. Kevin Nash
Singles match
Truth pinned Nash with the Lil' Jimmy
WHO SENT THE TEXT?
IT WAS DUEL WITH DICK PICS!
4
Rob Van Dam def. King Santino Marella
Singles match
RVD, with a mashed up face, pinned Santino with a splitlegged moonsault.
Main Event
Sting (c) def. Kane? (02)
Singles match for the WCW United States Championship
Sting forced Kane? to submit to the Scorpion Death Lock.
This is the debut of the US Open Challenge.
HOLLYWOOD HOGAN REDACTED RAN IN! HOW DID HE GET PAST SECURITY?
HOGAN REDACTED CAME OUT WITH KEVIN NASH! HE WAS THE TEXTEE!
Episode #12: RAW Roulette
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Result
Stipulation
Dirtsheet Notes
1
Andre the Giant def. Viktor
Last Man Standing match
Andre kept Viktor down with a happy slam.
2
Curfew Man Punk The 11-12 Ascension def. King Santino Marella, Dolph Ziggler, Rob Van Dam, Damien Sandow and Luke Harper
6 Man Battle Royal for the Title of The Ascension and one of the 7 Ancient Australian Medallions
Santino Eliminated Rob Van Dam
Sandow eliminated Dolph Ziggler
Santino eliminated Sandow
Punk eliminated Harper
Punk eliminated Santino to win.
3
Sting (c) def. Roman Reigns
Submission match for the WCW United States Championship
Sting forced Roman to submit to the sleeper hold, shades of the late Roddy Piper.
4
Alberto Del Rio def. Kevin Nash
Last Man Standing match
Del Rio kept Nash down with a corner enzogiri.
This is a rematch from the first episode of RAW, where Kevin Nash picked up the win.
Main Event
Curfew Man Punk The 11-12 Ascension def. Kane? (02)
Submission match for the Title of The Ascension
Punk forced Kane? to submit to a camel clutch.
Episode #13
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Result
Stipulation
Dirtsheet Notes
1
Curfew Man Punk 11-12 def. Viktor The Apocalypse
Singles Match for the Title of The Ascension
Punk pinned Viktor with a Pop-up Go To Bed.
CM Punk wants the 24 hour stream to end.
Viktor became "The Apocalypse."
2
Natalya def. Summer Rae
Singles Match
Natalya pinned Summer with the Discus Clothesline.
Duel was somehow able to book Summer Rae.
Summer Rae is still some sort of robotic bird beast
War has broken out over this match.
3
Damien Sandow def. "King" Santino Marella
Singles Match
Sandow pinned Santino with the Elbow of Disdain.
Santino's first match with a mask.
Santino sucks.
4
Kevin Nash def. R-Truth
Singles Match
Nash pinned Truth with a Jackknife Powerbomb.
Nash has torn his quad.
Rusev after the match would attack R-Truth, but Nash would make the save.
What does this mean!?
Main Event
Sting (c) def. Kane? (02)
United States Open Challenge
Sting pinned Kane? with the Stever Splash.
Nobody came to ringside. NOBODY!
Episode #14:
This Raw was guest GM'd by Smackdown GM Htial.
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Result
Stipulation
Dirtsheet Notes
1
Kevin Nash def. The Great Khali and Andre the Giant
Triple Threat match
Nash pinned Khali with a reverse DDT.
This match was designed by Htial to make people tune out of Raw.
2
Dolph Ziggler def. Lex Luger
Singles match
Ziggler pinned Luger with the Zig Sad.
After losing Roman, Dolph just doesn't care anymore.
3
Sting (c) def. King Santino Marella
United States Open Challenge No Holds Barred match
Sting pinned Santino with the tombstone piledriver
This match was an Anti-Sting conspiracy set up by Htial to help fellow Canadian Santino.