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Raw is one of the two primary shows in nL's Universe mode, the other being Smackdown.

RosterEdit

Active Competitors: (ONLY KEEP WIN/LOSS RECORDS FOR RAW, SMNE, AND PPVS! K THANKS!)Edit

Superstar/diva Finishers Win/Loss Record Notes:
Adam Rose Party Foul 2-5 Previously Wrestled on Smackdown
Adnan Bugaboo Mystery Finisher 2-1 Previously Wrestled on Smackdown
Aiden English That's A Wrap 0-0
Alicia Fox Shitty Scissors Kick 0-0
Andre the Giant Happy Slam 3-1 Peanut! Peanut!
Bad News Barrett Boolammah 2-5 Previously Wrestled on Smackdown.
Baron Corbin Day Has Ended 3-3 Australian Champion
Batista Batista Bomb 3-4
Big Colin The Cass 'n' Tonic 3-1

WWE Tag Team Champion, Previously wrestled on Smackdown

Big E Big Ending 7-5 Previously Wrestled on Smackdown
Billy Gunn Fameasser/One and Only 0-0
Bo Dallas Bo-Dog 1-3
Bray Wyatt Sister Abigail 1-3 Previously Wrestled on Smackdown
British Bulldog Powerslam 0-0
Brock Lesnar F5 10-8 Murderer of everybody. Previously Wrestled on Smackdown
Cactus Jack Cactus Piledriver or something 0-0
Curtis Axel Axe Hole 2-4
Damien Mizdow You're Welcome 5-5
Daniel Bryan The Warrior's Way 5-9 SORRY! Champion
DDP Diamond Cutter/Diamond Clash 1-0 Master of DDP Yoghurt. Previously Wrestled on Smackdown.
"The Pro-Life Madman" Dean Ambrose Dirty Deans 3-5 Ended Abortions. Previously Wrestled on Smackdown.
Dude Love Love Glove 0-0
Edge Spear 3-2 Wears Boots that allegedly contain BEEEEEEEES!
Emma Emma Lock 0-3 Previously Wrestled on Smackdown
Erick Rowan Rowan Appocalypse 3-4 Previously Wrestled on Smackdown
Eva Marie Sliced Red 0-1 Mr. E!rrelevant
Farquoq Spinebuster 1-0
Fit Finlay Celtic Cross 2-0
Jake Roberts DDT 0-0
Jim Neidhart Anvil something 1-1 Father of the reigning Ultimate Fighter: Brazil
Kane! '01 Chokeslam/Tombstone/Side Slam 5-9
Ken Shamrock Ankle Lock 0-0
Kofi Kingston Trouble in Ofrica 0-6 Previously Wrestled on Smackdown
The Konnor Fall of Man 1-5 Previously Wrestled on Smackdown
Lex Luger Torture Rack 0-1
Lord Steven Regal Regalplex 0-2
Luke Harper Discus Lariato/Clothesline from Smell 5-6 Also known as 'Lou Parper'
Mankind Mandible Claw 0-0
Mark Henry Ofrica's Strongest Slam 5-4 Previously Wrestled on Smackdown
The Miz Skull Crushing Finale 6-1 WWE Champion, Previously Wrestled on Smackdown
Natalya Sharpshooter 6-4 The Natalian Stallion
Paige RamPaige/PTO 5-1 Ultimate Women's Champion, Winner of The Ultimate Fighter: Brazil. Previously Wrestled on Smackdown
Randy Savage Savage Elbow Drop 5-3
The Rock Rock Bottom/People's Elbow 3-2 Previously Wrestled on Smackdown
R-Truth Lil' Jimmy 3-3
Rusev The Accolade 2-1
Santino Marella The King Cobra/The nL Special 7-10 King of the Ring
Savio Vega Caribbean Kick 1-2
Seth Rollins Curb Stomp 1-1 Previously Wrestled on Smackdown
Sgt. Slaughter Cobra Clutch 1-3
Shane McMahon Coast 2 Coast 1-1 Owner of Raw
Shawn Michaels Sweet Chin Music 0-5
Sin Cara Botching 1-2 Former owner of the WWE. Unclear if Carabinet is still intact
Summer Rae Roundhouse Kick 1-4 Cyborg
Titus O'Neil Clash of Titus 2-0 Previously Wrestled on Smackdown
Triple H Pedigree 5-6 Had a Dario Culo medal... threw it at a fan. Twice.
Tyler Breeze Beauty Shot 0-1 HULLO
Tyson Kidd Sharpshooter 1-0 Previously Wrestled on Smackdown
"Hot Hot" Ultimate Warrior Warrior Splash 3-5
Xavier Woods Eat Defeat 2-2
X-PAC X-Factor 0-1

Alumni:Edit

Superstar/diva Win/Loss Record Notes:
AJ Lee 1-5 Quit following Mr. McMahon's takeover
Alberto Del Rio 2-4 Quit following Mr. McMahon's takeover
CM Punk 0-3 Released by Dario Culo
Curfew Man Punk '11-'12 7-3 Quit following Mr. McMahon's takeover
The Great Khali 0-3 Drafted to the Green Bay Packers in exchange for Enzo Amore
Helmsley 1-1 May or may not appear on NXTees
Hollywood Hogan 4-4 Released for racism
Hulk Hogan 3-2 Released for racism
Jimmy Uso 0-0 Married to Brie Bella, Released by Dario Culo before debut
Nikki Bella 0-0 Released by Dario Culo before her debut
Rey Mysterio 0-3 Lost a Loser Goes to Bed Forever match against Curfew Man Punk
Rob Van Dam 3-4 Quit following Mr. McMahon's takeover
Sting (Surfer) 0-1 Released by Dario Culo

Other Employees:Edit

Name Position
The Big Dog Live GI Event Correspondent
Dario Culo Former Commissioner of all of newLegacyinc "Unique Opportunities"
Duel General Manager of Raw
Jasper Error Mute Colour Commentator
Jericho Colour Commentator
Johnny Play-by-Play Commentator
Justin Roberts Mute Ring Announcer, retired
Kevin Dunn Dunn TV Director
Lillian Garcia Mute Ring Announcer
John Dimmadome 2K15 Referee
Mama Hernandez Divas Analyst
Pneumonia Rusev's Manager
Rustum Jeramius 2K16 Referee
Slip Social Media Ambassador/Duel's assistant
Smokey Social Media Ambassador/Dirt Sheet Journalist
"Goldbeast Cruel" Vid Michaelson Mute Color Commentator, retired

Tag Teams & Stables:Edit

Raw Only:Edit

Name Members
The Bang Bus Adam Rose & DDP
The Dangerous Ones Ken Shamrock & Billy Gunn
Team E.A.R Aiden English, Edge & Rusev
The Filthy Animals Batista & Ultimate Warrior

Dual Brand:Edit

Name Members
The Authorit-eh Big E, Htial, Kane & Seth Rollins
The Cassanovas Big Colin & Dolph Ziggler
I Don't Fuckin' Know Mikey Whipwreck & Savio Vega
Nation of Termination D'Lo Brown, Erick Rowan, Fit Finlay, Kevin Owens & Terminator T2
new West ofrica Kofi Kingston, Mark Henry, Mr. McMahon & Stardust
New York Giants Andre the Giant, Enzo Amore & Kevin Nash

Championship HistoryEdit

Regular (Rivalry Based):Edit

WWE Championship:Edit

# Champion No. of Reigns Days Held Event Notes:
1 Hollywood Hulk Hogan 1 56 nL Universe Draft Given title via the power of the rando. Reign not to be acknowledged...
- Vacant - - Raw #9

Hogan was stripped of the title by Dario Culo due to Hogan being a racist piece of shit.

2 Kane? (02) 1 35 Raw #9 Defeated Cerfew Man Punk the 11-12 Ascension, Triple H and The Great Khali to become the new champion.
3 Xavier Woods 1 20 Raw #14 This was Woods' Raw debut.
4 Randy Savage 1 28+ Night of Champions
5 The Miz 1 1+ Raw 22? (OH MAN)
6 Miss Elizabeth 1 1+ nL Takeover: MIZ vs. LIZ Won in a Steel Cage Match.

Australian Championship:Edit

# Champion No. of Reigns Days Held Event Notes:
1 Kane! '01 1 27 Raw #17 Defeated Baron Corbin to become the inaugural champion.
2 Baron Corbin 1 1+ Hell in a Cell Defeated Kane! 01 in a Hell in a Cell match.

Ultimate Women's Championship (Dual Brand):Edit

# Champion No. of Reigns Days Held Event Notes:
1 Naomi 1 27 nL Universe Draft Given title via power of rando.
2 Brie Bella 1 84 Payback
3 Paige 1 28+ Night of Champions

Title drafted to Raw in the 2K16 Shake-up Draft

Title renamed to the "Ultimate Women's Championship" after being unified with the Diva's Championship and made available for both brands.

WWE Tag Team Championship (Dual Brand):Edit

# Champion No. of Reigns Days Held Event Notes:
1 The Samo-Offs (Doph Ziggler and Roman Reigns) 1 91 nL Universe Draft

Given title via power of rando.

Made available for both brands after Smackdown lost their tag titles.

- Deactivated - - Unknown period of time between Summerslam and Raw #14 Titles quietly deactivated after Damien Sandow freed Roman Reigns from Dolph Ziggler at Summerslam. The tag team division was practically dead anyway.
2 The Authorit-eh (Seth Rollins and Kanada Kane) 1 >1 2K16 Shake-Up Draft Awarded revived titles via power of rando.
3 I Don't Fuckin' Know (Mikey Whipwreck and Savio Vega) 1 27 2K16 Shake-Up Draft Awarded titles after the crowd was asked if the champions should be rando'd again.
4 The Cassanovas (Big Colin and Dolph Ziggler (2)) 1 1+ Hell in Cell

Defeated IDFK in a tornado Hell in a Cell match.

Special (Defended Every Match):Edit

SORRY! Championship:Edit

The SORRY! Championship gives its the holder the right to replace any wrestler in any match at any time (as long as it is requested one week in advance.) The Champion is not required to defend the belt, but it will be vacated if it is used to join a championship match.

# Champion No. of Reigns Days Held Event Notes:
1 Daniel Bryan 1 1+ Night of Champions Unified the WCW, ECW Television, Smoking Skull, Yellow, ThreECW European, and Winged Eagle Championships in a ladder match to become the inaugural champion.

Deactivated:Edit

Brahma Bull Championship:Edit

# Champion No. of Reigns Days Held Event Notes:
1 Batista 1 9 Saturday Night's Main Event #2 Defeated Triple H and CM Punk in a Triple Threat Match to become inaugural champion.
2 Hollywood Hogan 1 21 Raw #6
- Deactivated - - Raw #9 The title was quietly deactivated due to the firing of Hollywood Hogan.

WCW Hardcore Championship:Edit

# Champion No. of Reigns Days Held Event Notes:
1 Roman Reigns 1 <1 Saturday Night's Main Event #9 Defeated Chris Jericho to become champion.
2 Corey Graves 1 <1 Saturday Night's Main Event #9 Stole the title from Reigns, becoming champion.
- Unified - - Saturday Night's Main Event #9 Graves unified the Hardcore and WCW Hardcore Championships to create the Undefined Hardcore Championship.

Smoking Skull Championship:Edit

# Champion No. of Reigns Days Held Event Notes:
1 Ultimate Warrior 1 70 Payback Defeated CM Punk and Randy Orton in a Triple Threat Match to become inaugural champion.
2 Bo Dallas 1 6 Raw #16 This was a steel cage match
3 Daniel Bryan 1 <1 Night of Champions This was a 6 way ladder match
- Unified - - Night of Champions Unified with the ECW Television Championship, WCW Championship, Yellow Championship, ThreECW European Championship, United States Spinner Championship, and Winged Eagle Championships to form the SORRY! Championship.

ECW Television Championship:Edit

# Champion No. of Reigns Days Held Event Notes:
1 Rusev 1 <1 Saturday Night's Main Event #11 Defeated Rey Mysterio and Bray Wyatt in a Triple Threat Match to become inaugural champion.
2 R-Truth 1 22 Saturday Night's Main Event #11 Attacked Rusev post match to become champion.
3 Daniel Bryan 1 <1 Night of Champions This was a 6 way ladder match
- Unified - - Night of Champions Unified with the Smoking Skull Championship, WCW Championship, Yellow Championship, ThreECW European Championship, United States Spinner Championship, and Winged Eagle Championships to form the SORRY! Championship.

WCW Championship:Edit

# Champion No. of Reigns Days Held Event Notes:
1 Daniel Bryan 1 15 Saturday Night's Main Event #12 Defeated fellow Filthy Animal Batista to become inaugural champion.
- Unified - - Night of Champions Unified with the ECW Television Championship, Smoking Skull Championship, Yellow Championship, ThreECW European Championship, United States Spinner Championship, and Winged Eagle Championships to form the SORRY! Championship.

Title of The Ascension:Edit

Prior to Santino Marella's win, the Title of The Ascension was SmackDown exclusive.

# Ascension No. of Times Ascended Days Ascended Event of Ascension Notes:
1 Konnor 1 A fuck ton Birth of The Wasteland Given after ascending from The Wasteland.
2 Mark Henry (H.O.P.) 1 10 Smackdown #3 This was a triple threat match also featuring JBL.
3 Fandango 1 >1 King of the Ring The first robot to ascend.
4 Santino Marella 1 >1 King of the Ring With this win the title of The Ascension moved to Raw.
5 CM Punk 11-12 1 14 Raw #5 This was a submission match.
6 King Santino Marella 2 13 Raw #7 This was also for Punk's NXT Championship.
7 Curfew Man Punk 11-12 2 12 Money in the Bank This was a falls count anywhere match with the NXT Championship also on the line.
- Vacant - - NXT #1 Title vacated after Punk lost the NXT Championship to Mr. America.
8 Curfew Man Punk 11-12 3 34 Raw #13 Defeated Viktor to ascend once more.
- Retired - - 2K14 Night of Champions Title retired after Punk quit the WWE.

Diva's Championship:Edit

# Champion No. of Reigns Days Held Event Notes:
1 Cameron 1 91 nL Universe Draft Given title via power of rando.
2 Tamina 1 20 Raw #14
3 Natalya 1 28 Night of Champions
4 Paige 1 <1 Hell in a Cell Defeated Natalya in a Falls Count Anywhere match
- Unified - - Hell in a Cell Unified with Paige's Women's Championship

World Heavyweight Championship:Edit

# Champion No. of Reigns Days Held Event Notes:
1 Corey Graves 1 27 nL Universe Draft Given title via power of rando. Would have been Stardust, but Jericho hates Stardust.
2 Brock Lesnar 1 28 Payback Won the title by killing Corey Graves.
3 Corey Graves 2 28 Money in the Bank This was the last match between Lesnar and Graves. (or so we thought...)
4 Brock Lesnar 2 12 Summerslam This was the final match in the best of 5,000
5 Erick Rowan 1 16 Smackdown #14 This was a 6 man Battle Royal that was also for the Yellow Championship
6 Big E 1 28 Night of Champions Title drafted to Raw in the 2K16 Shake-up Draft
7 Randy Savage 1 <1 Hell in a Cell Defeated Big E in a Hell in a Cell match, also for Savage's WWE Championship
- Unified - - Hell in a Cell Title unified with Savage's WWE Championship

ResultsEdit

Episode #1:Edit

# Result Stipulation Dirtsheet Notes
1 Kevin Nash def. Alberto Del Rio Singles match
  • Nash pinned Del Rio with the Jackknife Powerbomb
  • This match was created by Duel because Kevin Nash was racist to Del Rio and texted himself to "Clean his plate" causing Del Rio to slap him after Nash smiled at him.
2 Lite Vipe (Chris Jericho & Randy Orton) def. Hell's Gators (Luke Harper & The Undertaker) Tag Team match
  • Jericho pinned Luke Harper with a powerbomb into a bridge, distracting Undertaker with his junk to prevent a pin break.
  • This match lasted a million years and had dozens of pin breaks, with Orton breaking up his own partner's pin at one point.
3 Cameron def. Tamina Snuka Divas match
  • Cameron pinned Tamina with the Girl Bye Spin.
  • AJ Lee sat at the commentary table for no reason during this match.
  • Mama Hernandez joined the commentary team for this match, much to the dismay of Johnny.
4 The Samo-Offs (Roman Reigns & Dolph Ziggler) def. Golden Axe (Goldust & Curtis Axel) Elimination Tag Team match
  • Reigns eliminated Axel with a side belly to belly suplex.
  • Reigns eliminated Goldust with a superman punch.
Main Event Triple H def. Hulk Hogan Singles match
  • Triple H pinned Hulk Hogan with the King of King of Swing (nL Special).
  • Hollywood Hulk Hogan came out and distracted Hulk Hogan, allowing Triple H to gain the advantage.

Episode #2:Edit

# Result Stipulation Dirtsheet Notes
1 Santino Marella def. Kevin Nash Singles match
  • Santino pinned Nash with a diving headbutt.
  • The winner of this match won a starring role in Jingle All the Way 2.
  • Santino was actually Larry the Cable Guy in heavy makeup that began to melt.
2 Darren Young def. Damien Sandow Singles match
  • Young pinned Sandow with the nL Special.
3 Cameron def. AJ Lee Extreme Rules Divas match
  • Cameron pinned AJ with the Girl Bye Hurricarana.
  • John Dimmadome started slapping AJ's pussy under the guise of a pin count.
  • Cameron spoiled the debut of Sting by bringing out his baseball bat.
  • TAPIOOOOOOOCA
4 Goldust def. Dolph Ziggler Extreme Rules match
  • Goldust pinned Ziggler with the Curtain Call.
Main Event Hulk Hogan def. Triple H Extreme Rules match
  • Hogan pinned Triple H with the Axe Bomber.
  • Hollywood Hulk Hogan came out for the second week in a row, this time attacking both men.

Episode #3:Edit

# Result Stipulation Dirtsheet Notes
1 Damien Sandow def. Lord Steven Regal Singles match
  • Sandow pinned Regal with the Elbow of Disdain.
  • Sandow sent a message to SmackDown post match by doing a cartwheel.
2 Natalya def. Tamina and Summer Rae Triple Threat Divas match
  • Natalya pinned Tamina with the Natalian Swing (nL Special).
  • Summer Rae was revealed to be a genetic clone, and is in fact a robot. The clone even cut a promo after the match.
  • It is revealed that Natalya used Cyborg Summer Rae to be her little bitch.
3 Cameron def. AJ Lee Falls Count Anywhere
  • This is currently the most hate-filled feud on RAW.
  • Cameron pinned AJ with the Girl Bye Hair Swing into concrete..
4 Curtis Axel (w/ Goldust) def. Roman Reigns (w/ Dolph Ziggler) Singles match
  • Axel pinned Reigns with the Axehole
Main Event Hulk Hogan def. Hollywood Hulk Hogan Falls Count Anywhere
  • Hulk Hogan didn't rip his shirt, thus implying he is the goodie.
  • Hogan also ran down the ramp, but blew up afterwards.
  • This was a shoot match.
  • Hogan slams himself!

Episode #4:Edit

# Result Stipulation Dirtsheet Notes
1 Summer Rae def. Natalya Divas match
  • Summer pinned Natalya with a spinning heel kick after elbowing her out of the fucking air.
  • Like Robocop before her, Summer resisted her prime directives and turned against Nattie.
2 Santino Marella def. Ryback Submission match
  • Santino forced Ryback to submit to whatever the knee in the back hold is called.
  • Ryback fired shots at SmackDown by using the Trouble in Paradise.
  • Santino busted Ryback open with a loaded sock.
  • Ryback was originally supposed to win, but Santino began shooting on him due to Ryback being dumb as fuck.
3 Tamina Snuka def. AJ Lee Divas match
  • Tamina pinned AJ with the Superfly Swing (nL Special), taken from her father WWE Hall of Famer Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka
  • Diva's Champion Cameron Pearl Harbor'd AJ before the match
4 Golden Axe (Goldust & Curtis Axel) def. The Samo-Offs (Dolph Ziggler & Roman Reigns) Tag Team match
  • Axel pinned Roman with a bodyslam to the 7000000 pound Samoan giant.
  • Axelmania ran wild here tonight.
Main Event Hulk Hogan def. Hollywood Hogan Singles match
  • Hulk dropped the leg on Hogan to win the match and defeat his inner demons... again.
  • Hollywood accidentally hit referee John Dimmadome with an Axe Bomber intended for Hulk.
  • Hollywood kicked out of the BrotherSwingJack (nL Special), becoming the second person to do so.


Episode #5:Edit

# Result Stipulation Dirtsheet Notes
1 Rob Van Dam (w/ Ric Flair) def. Kevin Nash Singles Hair vs Hair Match
  • RVD pinned Nash with the 5 Star Frog Splash, while Flair just yelled at fans.
  • The winner of this match earns a role in Magic Mike 3. The loser must cut his ponytail off.
  • Flair got drunk and took off all his clothes before coming out.
2 Hunter Hearst Helmsley def. Edge Singles match
  • Helmsley pinned Edge with the Blue Blood Swing
  • BEES
3 CM Punk 11-12 def. King Santino Marella The Ascension Submission Match for The Title of The Ascension
  • Punk forced Santino to tap out to the single leg boston crab
  • Everybody hates CM Punk
  • The streak is over.
4 The Filthy Animals (Daniel Bryan '12 & Ultimate Warrior) def. Hell's Gators (Luke Harper & The Undertaker) Tag Team match
  • Daniel Bryan forced Taker to submit to the Filthy Yes Lock.
  • Harper has live gators in his boots.
  • This whole match was based on nice shoes... no, really.
  • Warrior went into business for himself, no-selling all of Taker's shit.
  • Curfew has taken effect.
Main Event Batista (c) def. Hollywood Hulk Hogan Submission Match for the Brahma Bull Championship
  • Batista forced Hollywood to submit to the Batista Bite.
  • This feud is based around Hollywood and animals.
  • With this win, Batista earns a shot at the WWE Championship at Money in the Bank

Episode #6:Edit

# Result Stipulation Dirtsheet Notes
1 Honky Tonk Man def. Sgt Slaughter Singles match
  • Tonk Man pinned Slaughter with the Shake, Rattle and Roll
2 Cameron def. Natalya Divas match
  • Cameron pinned Natalya with the Girl Bye
3 CM Punk The 11-12 Ascension def. King Santino Marella Singles match for The Title of The Ascension
  • Punk ascended over Santino with a spinning neckbreaker
  • Referee John Dimmadome is Dimmadown
4 Hell's Gators (Luke Harper & The Undertaker) def. The Filthy Animals (Daniel Bryan '12 & Ultimate Warrior) Tag Team match
  • Harper pinned Warrior with the discus lariat while Bryan got super hype.
  • Warrior teased the hot tag for 15 whole minutes before finally getting it, then Bryan tagged out almost immediately.
Main Event Hollywood Hulk Hogan def. Batista (c) Singles match for the Brahma Bull Championship
  • Hollywood reversed a small package by Batasta to win the championship.

Episode #7:Edit

# Result Stipulation Dirtsheet Notes
1 Kane '02 def. Damien Sandow Singles match
  • "Kane" pinned Sandow with a chokeslam
  • Wait, that can't be Kane... WHO IS THAT MASKED MAN?
2 Edge (w/bees in his boots) def. Sgt Slaughter (w/maggots in his boots) Singles match
  • Edge pinned Slaughter with the BeesO'Matic
3 King Santino Marella def. CM Punk The 11-12 Ascension (c) Extreme Rules match for the NXT Championship and The Title of The Ascension
  • Santino pinned Punk with a kokeshi right to the staph infection to become the new champion and Ascension
4 Hell's Gators (Luke Harper & The Undertaker) def. The Filthy Animals (Daniel Bryan '12 & Ultimate Warrior) Tag Team match
  • Harper pinned Warrior with the discus lariat while Bryan clapped.
  • What is going through the mind of Daniel Bryan?
Main Event Hollywood Hulk Hogan (c) def. Batista Singles match for the Brahma Bull Championship
  • Hollywood pinned Batista with a leg drop to retain.

Episode #8:Edit

This episode of RAW was not broadcasted on TV nor WWE Network due to the tapes being stolen by dingos.

# Result Stipulation Dirtsheet Notes
1 Fit Finlay def. Lord Steven Regal Singles match
2 Sting def. Sgt. Slaughter Tables match
3 Damien Sandow def. King Santino Marella The Ascension Singles Match
  • It was non-title match, because this episode of RAW was not broadcast on TV nor WWE Network
4 Hell's Gators (Luke Harper & The Undertaker) def. The Filthy Animals (Daniel Bryan '12 & Ultimate Warrior) Tag Team match
Main Event Batista def. "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan Singles match
  • It was non-title match, because this episode of RAW was not broadcast on TV nor WWE Network

Episode #9:Edit

This episode of Raw marked the start of Season 2 of nL Universe.

# Result Stipulation Dirtsheet Notes
1 Sgt. Slaughter def. Christian Singles match
  • Slaughter forced Christian to submit to the Cobra Clutch
  • Post-match, Sgt. Slaughter noticed G4ZDTechTV's presence in the chat and told him off.
  • In response, they started to post #nLUniverseMode eps on their blog, which pleased everybody since plugging stuff in the chat is usually looked down upon.
2 AJ Lee def. Tamina Snuka Diva's match
  • AJ FUCKING COUNTERED THE SUPEFLY SMASH WITH A SPEAR? WHAT THE FUCK?
3 R-Truth def. Rusev Singles Match
  • Truth pinned Rusev with the What's Up?
  • Rusev doesn't know how to wrestle.
4 King Santino Marella def. Damien Sandow Singles match
  • Santino pinned Sandow with the Kokeshi
  • Dolph Ziggler assaulted Damien Sandow before the match, showing his allegiance to the king.
  • Santino and Sandow shook hands post match... huh?
Main Event Kane '02 def. Cerfew Man Punk the 11-12 Ascension, Triple H and The Great Khali Fatal 4 way for the WWE Championship
  • Kane pinned Khali after Punk hit the GTS.
  • WHO THE HELL IS THIS MAN?
  • This match happened due to Hulk Hogan being stripped of the title and fired.
  • Neither of Punk's titles (the NXT Championship and the Title of The Ascension) were on the line because shut up.

Episode #10:Edit

# Result Stipulation Dirtsheet Notes
1 Triple H def. Daniel Bryan Singles Match
  • Triple H pinned Bryan with the pedigree.
2 Dolph Ziggler def. Damien Sandow Ziggles Match
  • Ziggler pinned Sandow with the Little DDT followed by the Big DDT.
  • There are BEES in the turnbuckles.
  • Ziggler tied to shoot kill Sandow with elbows.
3 R-Truth def. Alberto Del Rio Singles Match
  • Truth pinned Del Rio with the What's Up?
4 Dolph Ziggler def. Rob Van Dam Singles match
  • Ziggler killed Van Dam with those heart stopping elbows.
  • This match happened after Rob Van Dam talked to Roman Reigns, making Ziggler jealous.
  • Damien Sandow came out post match and beat down both men.
Main Event Sting (c) def. Bo Dallas and Kane? (02) Triple Threat match for the WCW United States Championship
  • Sting forced Kane? to submit to the Scorpion Death Lock.

Episode #11:Edit

# Result Stipulation Dirtsheet Notes
1 Triple H def. Chris Jericho Singles match
  • Triple H pinned Jericho with a Pedigree.
  • This match was originally Jericho vs Roman Reigns, but the match was changed because Dolph Ziggler didn't want anybody touching Roman but him.
2 Natalya def. Cameron and AJ Lee Triple Threat Finals of the Ultimate Fighter: Brazil
  • Natalya stole the pin on Cameron after a Shining Wizardo from AJ.
  • THE STREAK IS OVER!
  • The rest of the tournament occured at the Live GI events.
3 R-Truth def. Kevin Nash Singles match
  • Truth pinned Nash with the Lil' Jimmy
  • WHO SENT THE TEXT?
  • IT WAS DUEL WITH DICK PICS!
4 Rob Van Dam def. King Santino Marella Singles match
  • RVD, with a mashed up face, pinned Santino with a splitlegged moonsault.
Main Event Sting (c) def. Kane? (02) Singles match for the WCW United States Championship
  • Sting forced Kane? to submit to the Scorpion Death Lock.
  • This is the debut of the US Open Challenge.
  • HOLLYWOOD HOGAN REDACTED RAN IN! HOW DID HE GET PAST SECURITY?
  • HOGAN REDACTED CAME OUT WITH KEVIN NASH! HE WAS THE TEXTEE!

Episode #12: RAW RouletteEdit

# Result Stipulation Dirtsheet Notes
1 Andre the Giant def. Viktor Last Man Standing match
  • Andre kept Viktor down with a happy slam.
2 Curfew Man Punk The 11-12 Ascension def. King Santino Marella, Dolph Ziggler, Rob Van Dam, Damien Sandow and Luke Harper 6 Man Battle Royal for the Title of The Ascension and one of the 7 Ancient Australian Medallions
  1. Santino Eliminated Rob Van Dam
  2. Sandow eliminated Dolph Ziggler
  3. Santino eliminated Sandow
  4. Punk eliminated Harper
  5. Punk eliminated Santino to win.
3 Sting (c) def. Roman Reigns Submission match for the WCW United States Championship
  • Sting forced Roman to submit to the sleeper hold, shades of the late Roddy Piper.
4 Alberto Del Rio def. Kevin Nash Last Man Standing match
  • Del Rio kept Nash down with a corner enzogiri.
  • This is a rematch from the first episode of RAW, where Kevin Nash picked up the win.
Main Event Curfew Man Punk The 11-12 Ascension def. Kane? (02) Submission match for the Title of The Ascension
  • Punk forced Kane? to submit to a camel clutch.

Episode #13Edit

# Result Stipulation Dirtsheet Notes
1 Curfew Man Punk 11-12 def. Viktor The Apocalypse Singles Match for the Title of The Ascension
  • Punk pinned Viktor with a Pop-up Go To Bed.
  • CM Punk wants the 24 hour stream to end.
  • Viktor became "The Apocalypse."
2 Natalya def. Summer Rae Singles Match
  • Natalya pinned Summer with the Discus Clothesline.
  • Duel was somehow able to book Summer Rae.
  • Summer Rae is still some sort of robotic bird beast
  • War has broken out over this match.
3 Damien Sandow def. "King" Santino Marella Singles Match
  • Sandow pinned Santino with the Elbow of Disdain.
  • Santino's first match with a mask.
  • Santino sucks.
4 Kevin Nash def. R-Truth Singles Match
  • Nash pinned Truth with a Jackknife Powerbomb.
  • Nash has torn his quad.
  • Rusev after the match would attack R-Truth, but Nash would make the save.
  • What does this mean!?
Main Event Sting (c) def. Kane? (02) United States Open Challenge
  • Sting pinned Kane? with the Stever Splash.
  • Nobody came to ringside. NOBODY!

Episode #14:Edit

This Raw was guest GM'd by Smackdown GM Htial.

# Result Stipulation Dirtsheet Notes
1 Kevin Nash def. The Great Khali and Andre the Giant Triple Threat match
  • Nash pinned Khali with a reverse DDT.
  • This match was designed by Htial to make people tune out of Raw.
2 Dolph Ziggler def. Lex Luger Singles match
  • Ziggler pinned Luger with the Zig Sad.
  • After losing Roman, Dolph just doesn't care anymore.
3 Sting (c) def. King Santino Marella United States Open Challenge No Holds Barred match
  • Sting pinned Santino with the tombstone piledriver
  • This match was an Anti-Sting conspiracy set up by Htial to help fellow Canadian Santino.
4 Xavier Woods def. Kane? (02) (c) Singles match for the WWE Championship
Main Event Tamina def. Cameron (c) Diva's match for the Diva's Championship
  • Tamina pinned Cameron with a corkscrew senton.
  • This is the first Diva's match to main event a Raw.

Episode #15: #1 Contender's WeekEdit

# Result Stipulation Dirtsheet Notes
1 Rusev def. Alberto Del Rio Singles match
  • Rusev pinned Del Rio with the Big Baby Slam.
  • The disease continues to spread, infecting Rusev.
2 Natalya def. Summer Rae #1 Contender's match for the Diva's Championship
  • Natalya pinned Summer with the discus lariato
  • If Summer Rae wins, she becomes the Ultimate Fighter: Brazil
  • Natlya's clothes caught the disease.
3 Darren Young def. Bo Dallas #1 Contender's match for the United States Championship
  • Young pinned Bo with the Gut Check.
  • YOUNG CAUGHT THE DISEASE! WHAT IS HAPPENING?
4 Randy Savage def. Edge #1 Contender's match for the WWE Championship
  • Savage killed Edge with a piledriver.
Main Event Sting (c) def. Roman Reigns and Viktor The Appocalypse United States Open Challenge Triple Threat match
  • Sting pinned Viktor with an Ass Bomb onto the steel stairs.
  • THE BIG DOG took on THE BIG DOG and THE BIG DOG in a battle of THE BIG DOGS, and THE BIG. DOG. WON!
  • The secret to Duel's hatred was revealed, he was the kid Sting beat up in the sprite commercial.

Episode #16: Raw is Johnny (and Jericho)Edit

This Raw was guest GM'd by Johnny and Jericho. This is the final Raw for 2k15

# Result Stipulation Dirtsheet Notes
1 Fit Finlay def. Helmsley Singles match
  • Finlay pinned Helmsley with the Finlay Roll.
  • Pneumonia continues to spread, infecting Finlay
2 Dolph Ziggler def. Roman Reigns Extreme Rules match
  • Ziggler pinned Reigns with a Big DDT on a sledgehammer, then a Zig Zag on the sledgehammer
  • Reigns murdered Ziggler for most of the match.
  • Ziggler is finally happy.
3 Bo Dallas def. The Ultimate Warrior (c) Steel Cage match for the Smoking Skull Championship
  • Bo escaped after a Running Bo-Dog
  • This match lasted for fucking ever.
4 Edge def. Luke Harper Falls Count Anywhere match
  • Edge pinned Harper with the Bee-r.
Main Event Kevin Nash (w/ Andre the Giant) def. Kane? (02) Singles match
  • Nash pinned Kane with the Nashknife after Kane fucked himself up.
  • As a result of losing, Kane had to remove his mask.
  • KANE WAS ACTUALLY KANE THE WHOLE TIME!
  • Fuck.

Episode #17:Edit

This Raw was the first Raw, and first Universe show, of season 3 and the 2K16 era.

# Result Stipulation Dirtsheet Notes
1 Kane! 01 def. "The Rainmaker" Baron Corbin Singles match to crown the first Australian Champion
  • Kane pinned Corbin with the side slam.
  • What is in Kane's arm?
  • Duel, in his happiness that Kane won, forgot to give him the title.
2 Paige def. Natalya Diva's champion vs champion match for the Ultimate Fighter: Brazil
  • Paige pinned Natalya with the Paige Turner
  • Itchy nose strats worked.
3 I Don't Fuckin' Know (Mikey Whipwreck & Savio Vega) def. new West ofrica (Kofi Kingston & Mark Henry) Elimination Tag Team match
  • Henry eliminated Vega with an Ofrican Slam.
  • Mikey eliminated Henry with a hurricarana into a pin.
  • Mikey eliminated Kofi with the Whippersnapper after distracting Kofi with his shirt.
  • FRIENDSHIP PREVAILS!
4 Xavier Woods def. Sin Cara Falls Count Anywhere match
  • Woods pinned Cara with Eat Defeat next to the announcer's table.
  • Izzy was attacked by Woods pushing Sin Cara into her.
Main Event Randy Savage def. Big E Champion vs Champion match
  • Savage pinned Big E with the gutwrench suplex.

Episode #18:Edit

# Result Stipulation Dirtsheet Notes
1 Edge def. Sin Cara and Luke Harper Triple Threat match
  • Edge pinned Cara with a spear.
2 The Miz def. Big E Singles match
  • Miz pinned Big E after a dropkick to the knee.
  • Big E's mojo has been lost.
3 "The Rainmaker" Baron Corbin def. Kane! 01 Singles match
  • Corbin pinned Kane with the Day Has Ended
4 Daniel Bryan def. Jim Neidhart Falls Count Anywhere match
  • Bryan pinned Neidhart with a bridging pin outside the ring.
  • The ref counted three twice for Bryan, but refused to end the match.
Main Event Dean Ambrose def. Randy Savage Singles match
  • Ambrose pinned Savage with Dirty Deans.
  • Big E came out, and ended up distracting Savage

Episode #19:Edit

# Result Stipulation Dirtsheet Notes
1 Randy Savage def. Big E Singles match
  • Savage pinned Big E after a knee drop that busted Big E open.
  • Big E showed no respect to Savage post match.
2 Natalya def. Summer Rae and Eva Marie Triple Threat Diva's match
  • Natalya won during the commercial break. Only people with the nL app saw the ending.
  • Eva debut a new look, inspired by Corey Graves.
3 "The Rainmaker" Baron Corbin def. Kane Singles match
  • Corbin pinned Kane with the Hollycaust
4 Titus O'Neil def. Daniel Bryan Falls Count Anywhere match
  • Titus won with a gutwrench toss... huh.
  • Titus was not allowed to dance during this match
  • Bryan revealed his new title, the SORRY! Championship.
Main Event Brock Lensar def. Luke Harper Singles match
  • Lesnar pinned Harper with the F5.

Episode #20:Edit

# Result Stipulation Dirtsheet Notes
1 Luke Harper def. Erick Rowan, Bad News Barrett, and Shawn Michaels Fatal Four-Way match
  • Harper pinned Rowan with a dick-back slam.
  • In the Spot of the Year, Harper suplexed Barrett over Rowan as Michaels did a top rope moonsault onto Rowan, breaking Barrett's arm.
  • Vid Michaelson retired as a result of Rowan's loss.
2 The Miz def. Dean Ambrose Unified WWE and World Heavyweight Championships #1 Contendership Match
  • Miz pinned Ambrose with the Skull Crushing Finale.
  • Miz is now the #1 contender to the winner of the Randy Savage/Big E match at Hell in a Cell.
3 Kane def. Baron Corbin Singles match
  • Kane pinned Corbin with a Chokeslam.
  • This was the rubber-rubber match for this rivalry.
  • Corbin debuted new, oil-covered gear.
  • With both men now tied with a 2-2 record, they will have a rubber-rubber-rubber match for the Australian Championship at Hell in a Cell.
4 The Rock def. Randy Savage Singles match
  • The Rock pinned Savage by countering a Flying Nothing into the Rock Bottom.
  • Big E came out to ringside again.
  • Rock punched Macho Man in the face after Big E distracted him by giving him the Canadian finger.
  • Macho Man busted himself open with a kick to The Rock? What the hell?
Main Event Triple H def. Daniel Bryan Falls Count Anywhere match
  • Triple H pinned Bryan with a Pedigree onto a table on the floor.
  • Per the rules of Sorry!, Daniel Bryan took somebody else's spot on the card.
  • Bryan may need to go back to Warrior University.

Episode #21: Open Fight Night 2Edit

This will be the first episode to feature 6 matches.

# Result Stipulation Dirtsheet Notes
1 The Undertaker def. Baron Corbin by DQ Singles match
  • Corbin got disqualified after using a sledgehammer to the dick.
  • TAKER NO-SELLS THE SHOT TO THE DICK!
2 The Mizdow def. King Santino Marella Singles match
  • Mizdow pinned Santino with the Skull Crushing Finale.
  • This is totally The Miz.
  • Totally.
3 The New York Giants (Andre the Giant and Enzo Amore) def. The Cassonovas Tag Team match
  • Enzo pinned Big Colin with the Endzone.
  • Enzo Amore is 7 feet tall, and you can't teach that.
  • Dolph grew to 8 feet tall in an attempt to break up the final pin.
4 Farrooq def. "Pro Life" Dean Ambrose Singles match
  • Farrooq pinned Ambrose with the Dominator.
5 The Ultimate Warrior def. "Hot Hot" Bray Wyatt Singles match
  • Warrior pinned Wyatt with the Warrior Splash... but Wyatt kicked out... controversy.
  • Wyatt wants to steal Warrior's destrucity and Batista.
Main Event Seth Rollins def. Shane McMahon Singles match
  • Seth pinned Shane with the Pedigree.

Episode #22? (OH MAN): Raw is Johnny (and Jericho) 2Edit

# Result Stipulation Dirtsheet Notes
1 The Mizdow def. Edge Singles match
  • Edge pinned Mizdow with a Spear
2 "Oil" Baron Corbin def. Farooq Singles match
  • Corbin pinned Farooq with the End of the Day
3 The Dangerous Ones def. The New York Giants (Andre the Giant & Enzo Amore) Elimination Tag match
4 Batista (w/ Ultimate Warrior) def. Bray Wyatt (w/ Summer Rae) Singles match
5 Jim "The Man Anvil" Neidhart def. Daniel Bryan Falls Count Anywhere match
  • Neidhart pinned Bryan with the Anvil Flattener
Main Event The Miz def. Randy Savage Singles match for the WWE Championship
  • Miz pinned Savage with a dropkick to the knee.

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