Money in the Bank was a virtual PPV produced by newLEGACYinc on May 18, 2014, within The Virtual Silverdome in Virtual Philadelphia Pennsylvania. The event was highly anticipated, so much so that multiple posters were prooduced to advertise the event as opposed to the usual one poster that other PPVs get. This event took place right after the Payback Day 3 event. Stone Cold sang a rendition of Miley Cyrus' "Party in the USA" to kick us off. Mike Tyson was the special guest host. It was sponsored by everything American, including Chork and vegemite.
Jericho realizes that almost all the champions are Canadians.
Kaitlynn has returned with her career on the line, she also sucks a mean Sin Cara dick
COME ON BRIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!
The commentary crew quoted Brie Bella's most famous sayings, Including "You BITCH!", "*screaming*", "COME ON NIKKAYYYY!!!", and "BRIE MOOOOOOOODE!!!". Dino expresses his hatred torwards Brie by calling her a "stupid fuckin bitch".
Team Hart & Bundy beats Big E. Langston & Jack Swagger! (CORRECT)
Syxx Beats "The Sid" Kevin Nash, Cody Rhodes, & Rey Mysterio. (CORRECT)
Randy Savage & Undertaker beats Big Show & The Rock (MY SORUCES WERE LIED TO, FUCK YOU JERICHO.)
Eddie Gurrero beats Stone Cold, Shawn Michaels, & Edge (MY SORUCE LIED TO ME AGAIN, HE SAID HE WAS LIED TO BUT HES BULLSHIT, I HATE BEING LIED TO!!!)
Natalya beats Brie, Kaitln, & AJ (GOD DAMMIT, MY SORUCES LIED TO ME AGAIN. I SWEAR I WILL TAKE MY BALLS Phil Brooks beats Mr. McMahon, Seth Rollins, & Batista (THAT SON OF A BITCH, I'M GOING TO PISS IN HIS MOUTH.)
Scott Steiner beats Drew McIntyre (CORRECT BITCH)
Dusty Wins the Briefcase (Brief-Cade) (MOTHER FUCKER)
The PPV garnered critical acclaim from fans and critics, despite the PPV having a rocky start (Singles titles were defended in tag matches and Tag Titles were defended in singles matches).
However, this has been the fourth consecutive PPV to not feature highly praised WWE Superstar Daniel Bryan, who hasn't even made his debut yet.Dave Meltzer in his latest observer said that the nL is preparing something HUGE for Bryan and he will debut sooner or later.
Also he added that a person close to Bryan said that Bryan was in a terrible mood at the backstage of the PPV and he heard Bryan say that when he debuts "someone will get his fucking head kicked in".This comment made the Boss of the nLWWE Mr. Sin Cara angry and he fined Bryan 22 million and 22 dollars.
In response of the absence of Bryan from the nLWWE, the IWC members said that they are never watching nLWWE ever again! However, most of them tuned in for the PPV anyways. AND THEMS THE FUCKING FACTS