Summerslam (2014): The Biggest Swerve of the Summer was produced by newLegacyinc and occurred on August 15, 2014. One of the BIG 4 pay-per-views, it was supposed to feature the debut of Bo Dallas. Summerslam also took place at Hitbox.tv, due to Twitch suspending nL's channel temporarily for apparent copyright reasons. It was a part of nL's contribution to the 2014 edition of TNAid for charity.
Background[]
After losing everything prior to Battleground, the leader of the Snaketion of Domination of Debra - K. Malik Shabazz Austin - won the full ownership of the nL-WWE. He defeated Sin Cara (leader of the Carabinet) and "Ghanawood" Hulk Hogan (leader of the New West Ofrica) during the kick-off main event to start the show which was the continuation to the shocking ending of Money in the Bank. Austin had the help of the guest referee at that time - the Late, Great Khali - who was christened as the "Punjabi Python", therein possibly joining the Snaketion.
And under the new leadership, everything that happened during the PPV was new: new titles, champions, alliances, talent, and yet, lots of swerves occured. Austin was more then happy when his fellow Snaketion member "The Viper" Randy Orton defeated both Scott Steiner and Edge to unify the Mexican Championship &The Million Dollar Chris Hero Batista Memorial Iraqi Championship, thus becoming the D.U.M.B or (Debra Unappreciates Mexicans Belt).
Following the tag team match between Perfect Buns and Latino Heath, Hulk Hogan kicked out "Cotton-Eyed' Joe Hennig for trying to recruit the referee - Triple H (who was thinking about burying talents) - and his tag team partner at that time - King Kong Bundy (who was thinking doing scoop slams). However, things changed during the main event when the newest member of the nWo, "The World's Strongest Ofrican" Mark Henry defeated Butt "Shitman" Fart for the BIG SHITTY CANADA, renaming it The BIG SPLITTY WIG, much to Hogan's rejoicement, as well as the people of West Ofrica (who decided to stay for the rest of the PPV).
Apparently, Bo Dallas - the new Paul Heyman Guy - was supposed to debut at the show in a championship match, but he was delayed until Summerslam due to being stuck in his summer residence in BO-livia.
Some matches that have been teased for this show include a main event confrontation for THE BIG SPLITTY WIG between newWestofrica's Mark Henry and possibly the newest Paul Heyman guy Bo Dallas. But with Stone Cold at the helm, who knows what swerves may occur?
Another mystery match could be the latest fight for the Tag Team Championships, where champions "DeGeneration Mex" will go up against #1 contenders "Perfect Buns". The Rock and Big Show i.e. "IT DOESN'T MATTER "WHAT THEIR NAME IS!" are waiting in the wings with the tag team Money in the Bank.
Lastly, ANOTHER Paul Heyman guy may be revealed at the event.
Match Card[]
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Kick-off | The Rock, Jack Swagger, & Tensai def. 'Zombie Enthusiast' Nick Nemeth, Titus O'Neil, & Mr. McMahon |
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1 | John Scott Hall (teaming with The Ultimate Warrior and Santino Marella) def. John Big John Studd (c) |
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2 | Justin Gabriel def. Randy Orton(c), Virgil, & Big Show |
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3 | Kaitlyn (c) def. Askana, Lita & Stephanie McMahon |
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4 | Natayla def. Layla and Summer Rae. |
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5 | New West Ofrica Alliance (CM Punk & Hulk Hogan aka "The 24-inch Pipebombs") def. D-Generation-Mex ('Born Again, Again' Shawn Michaels & El Patron) (c) |
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Cash In | It Doesn't Matter What Their Name Is (The Rock & Big Show) def. new West ofrica (CM Punk & Hulk Hogan) (c) |
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6 | Ric Flair def. Big E, Chris Jericho and Sin Cara |
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Main Event | "The World's Strongest Ofrican" Mark Henry (c) def. "Lionheart" John BL, Mike "The Jiz'" Big John Studd, & The Bikertaker |
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Dolphins1925 Predictions[]
Tensai, Swagger, and The Rock defeat Ziggler, Titus, and McMahon. (FUCKING NWO HACKING MY BLOG. QUIT CHANGING MY SHIT.)
Scott Hall Pins John Big John Studd for the Interjohntinental Championship. (Correct)
Justin Gabriel wins the Fatal 4 Way Ladder match for the D.U.M.B. Championship (Correct)
Stephanie McMahon Wins The Divas HOF Championship (FUCK MY SOURCES, I HATE LIERS)
Summer Rae Wins The Gravy Bowl Championship and Marries Randy Savage (FUCK MY SOURCES GOD DAMMIT GIVE ME MY ASPRINE)
D-MEX Retains Tag Titles (THIS IS BULLSHIT, AUSTIN HIRED NEW CREATIVE!!!!)
new WEST ofrica Retains (FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK)
Ric Flair Wins the rights to be Cake Maker (Correct)
JBL WINS THE BIG SPLITTY WIG (FUCK MY SORCES I'M GOING TO JACK OFF)