CHEEX: Best of the Super Big Boys

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CHEEX: Best of the Super Big Boys is a big boy only tournament first held on July 17th, 2016. The winner of this tournament wins a (rental) car and a free meal at their favorite restaurant.

Entrants

#	Entrant	Representing Country
1	Vader	USA
2	Bray Wyatt	The Wyatt Family Compound
3	Bam Bam Bigelow	USA
4	Kevin Owens	Canada
5	Rusev	Bulgaria
6	Steer the Steer	India
7	Mil Muertes	Beyond the Grave
8	Big Boss Man	Cobb County, Georgia
9	"Big Meanie" North Snow	Parts Unknown
10	Matanza Cueto	A Cage (Note: Not "They Call Him")
11	Big E	USA
12	HoHo Tun	China
13	Big Boris Popov	Russia
14	B.B. Sentawn	Morocco
15	Manabu Takayama	Japan
16	Samoa Joe	The Isle of Samoa

Results

No.	Result	Notes
Round 1
1	Bray Wyatt def. Matanza Cueto	Bray pinned Matanza with a Big Boy Senton
2	Manabu Takayama def. Vader	Takayama pinned Vader with something This was the biggest upset of the night
3	BB Sentawn def. Big E	B.B pinned Big E with the Biggest Boy Senton Big E's dick has been destroyed
4	Big Boss Man def. Rusev	Boss Man pinned Rusev with the Boss Man Slam
5	Samoa Joe def. HoHo Tun	Joe pinned HoHo with the Chimera Plex
6	Bam Bam Bigelow def. Bill Muertes	Bam Bam pinned Muertes with A FUCKING CORKSCREW MOONSAULT! What the fuck just happened?
7	Big Boris Popov def. Steer the Steer	Boris pinned Steer with the Spear Big Boris hates small boys What the actual fuck is Steer the Steer?
8	Kevin Owens def. North Snow	Owens pinned Snow with the Poppa Powerbomb.
Round 2
9	Samoa Joe def. Big Boss Man	Joe pinned Boss Man with the Chimera Plex Joe established dominance and finished on Boss Man.
10	Manabu Takayama def. Big Boris Popov	Takayama pinned Boris with the Go To Knee/Big Boy Senton combo Boris used the overdrive like a fucking cunt.
11	Kevin Owens def. Bray Wyatt	Owens pinned Wyatt with the Canadian Cocktease. Wyatt got the three with the Gutbuster/Big Boy Senton combo, but the ref called it a 2.
12	B.B. Sentawn def. Bam Bam Bigelow	B.B. pinned Bam Bam with the World's Biggest Boy Slam With this loss, America was eliminated from the tournament completely. Big Boys have gone international.
Semi-Finals (Tables Matches)
13	Manabu Takayama def. Kevin Owens	Takayama put Owens through a table with a fucking Phoenix Splash
14	Samoa Joe def. B.B. Sentawn	Joe put B.B through the table with some diving knees.
Pre-Finals Battle Royale
BR	Steer the Steer vs HoHo Tun vs Big Boris Popov vs B.B Sentawn vs North Snow vs Kevin Owens	Steer won.
Finals (TLC match)
15	Manabu Takayama def. Samoa Joe	Takayama pulled down the Applebees gift card to win.