Dario Culo is the lead man in nL's WWE Universe, and the creator of Dario Culo's Cool O's

Dario's DecisionsEdit

  1. The creation of nL's King of the Ring.
  2. The winner of that King of the Ring recieving a WWE Championship or World Heavyweight Championship match at Summerslam.
  3. Only King Santino Marella can use the nL Swing.
  4. Only one half of a set of twins may be employed. The other half is fired.
  5. All Cool O's are sold with a free stick of Terry Funk Bubblegum.