Dario Culo is the lead man in nL's WWE Universe, and the creator of Dario Culo's Cool O's™
- The creation of nL's King of the Ring.
- The winner of that King of the Ring recieving a WWE Championship or World Heavyweight Championship match at Summerslam.
- Only King Santino Marella can use the nL Swing.
- Only one half of a set of twins may be employed. The other half is fired.
- All Cool O's are sold with a free stick of Terry Funk Bubblegum.